Seven and a half weeks of quarantine! Weeeeeeeeeeeee! In today’s episode, Matt makes some exciting podcast-related announcements and then gets into a wide array of subjects, including but not limited to: the joys of saying ‘Weeeeeeeeeeee!’, the most Russian way to kill someone, the problem with all those incredibly annoying baby-people who are comparing our country’s lockdown to ‘Nazi Germany’, the strange strains of pandemic-induced bigotry and violence that are sweeping across the country, and the kinds of news headlines that piss Matt off most of all. Then, after he brings us up to speed on his interactions with conspiracy theorist and number-one-fan, ‘Florida Man’, he answers a shitload of your Twitter questions! Weeeeeeeeeee!!!