The Blank Slate Spell

for Sonny John Moore

I shouldn't even know his whole name like that.

Well. it's too late now!

Never too late.

He'll be alright.

Here's making sure.

BALANCE/ YIN-YANG

Jaguar

Black Panther

FUTURE

Bast

Hathor

Mary Magdelene

PRESENT

Weasel

Grouse [Contrary]

Oppossum

Owl

Hawk [Contrary]

Rabbit

Dragonfly

Raven

Whale

PAST

Forgiveness

Karmic Relationship

Monk//Nun

Trust and Faith

Greco-Roman

Male-Female

Ships

Asia

Health

Celtic

Communal Living

Phobias

Father

HEALING + POWER

RHIANNON

EIREEN

DIANA

BRIGIT

ISLOT

APHRODITE

VESTA

SARASVATI

GREEN TARA

FREYJA

HONOR

“Baby”

QUEST FOT FIRE

Did it work?

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE

…that is karmic.

Ugh.

oTS F0r tHe KIiiiDZzz.

Someone help him.

90,000,000 femalez:

YES.

Ok, moving on.

SUPACREE!

I'm Blū.

I'm Hana.

DILLON FRANCIS has been tasked to—

What is he doing again!?

Fathering my future children.

Ew.

Gross.

No.

Somebody's gotta do it.

Yuck!

CUT TO:

HANA from GHANA?!

are you serious!

Yaw, Dillon Francis!

It's a simulation!

Duh!

Are you okay?!

No!

Get out here!

This is not repunzel!

IN AN ALTERNATE PARALLEL:

CC! GET OUT HERE.

THIS IS NOT REPUNZEL.

I didn't say anything about your hair!

Cause you know better! You racist bastard!

DJ and CC are having a VEEY DRUNK FIGHT.

I'm not racist! We've been best friends for 20 years!

They hide in plain sight!

[THROWS TV OUT OF WINDOW}

(lol, but it's like one of those TVs from 2003)

Asahhh!!

CC!

GO HOME DJ.

I LIVE HERE.

(Suddenly rather sober)

AqThen go to your parents.

[shuts window—he runs toward the balcony door], which she slams]

UGH.

UGH.

HEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!

While JOEL is known to be the controller for DEADMAU5, KASKADE has actually been acting as RYAN'S controller.

REMEMBER RYAN.

Ok.

SEVEN RYAN'S LATER:

. . .

{Enter The Multiverse}

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