Questions You Never Thought You Could Ask in Church

Are some bible stories symbolic? Why are we blind to our own sin? How do we know when God is speaking to us? All this and more as Mark encourages kids not to study, Dave teaches us some wicked cool Hebrew, doesn’t actually say “butt flow” and can’t bring himself to drink Cocoa Puff milk. Also worth mentioning is Dave’s first Quickfire round and Molly McButter. Yep, it happened.

What would it be like to be Jesus’ brother? Dave's most embarrassing moment as a Pastor? What about the existence of other celestial beings? All this and more as Dave revisits the topic of henotheism from Episode 3, and unpacks the question of other religious gods in far greater detail. Oh yeah, let’s not forget that Dave has a sexy radio voice and that sometimes Mark forgets to wear pants.

In this special episode, Mark and Dave have an open and honest conversation on a topic that is very personal to them both. Suicide. Is it a sin? Can God love someone who has taken their own life? How do I deal with my own darkness, or help someone who is suffering in theirs? What do I do with the shame and guilt after losing someone I love to suicide? All of this and more is discussed during this very special episode, and we hope that it will strengthen and encourage you in whatever you or a loved one may be facing.

Why does God let bad things happen? In this canine episode, we address the question of theodicy, learn how to change God’s mind, and take a walk down church history lane with an interesting discussion on Martin Luther and the Reformation. Mark also declares his love for Muppet stuff as Dave offers to sing him a lullaby.

Once again, Mark Chaffee pummels Pastor David Gaddini with listener submitted questions he hasn't heard beforehand. This week: The unforgivable sin, getting rid of Satan, divine inspiration, the Christian creeds, and more! And if that isn't enough, Dave warns us about the dangers of hot dog sauce, and Mark experiences verbal diarrhea, a moment of brilliance, and apologizes way too much. Oh yeah - if you're a fan of The Princess Bride, we obviously need some help...

In this episode, Dave shares his favorite bible verse, makes children cry, and admits his affinities for the DC Universe and flannel graphs. There’s also fire-breathing hippos, and we learn that Mark doesn’t think there is anything funny about cutting off the tip of... well, let's just say we have a lengthy discussion on circumcision.

We are starting to get a feel for this whole podcasting thing! Not only do we hit some great questions this week, but we get to hear how Dave played bible roulette when choosing his wife, that if you're going to sin, then sin boldly, and that God forgives everyone but Mark. Oh yeah, and apparently the toilet is clogged again...

Another test episode posted for your listening pleasure! Some interesting questions this week as we spend a little time previewing a potential theme song, learn about the algorithm of the traveling salesman, and that Dave does not in fact have a squeaky butt.

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Questions You Never Thought You Could Ask in Church! This first episode was a test run, but we thought we'd go ahead and post it anyway - in all it's raw and messy glory. We may post a few more like this to get the ball rolling so you can laugh at us as we are getting our feet wet!