Slaxx - 8 I picked this Shudder original because it was short and looked stupid, and it was. But what it also was was a surprisingly biting look at capitalism, consumerism, unsafe working conditions, and how we're trained to do our jobs no matter what. I had this lower until the last shot where she survives the night, but is trampled to death by people trying to get the new line of clothing. Kinda brilliant.

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Let's Scare Julie - 1 I watched this so you don't have to. There is nothing to this movie. If there is anything interesting that happens, it's off screen. The entire first act is fake teenage girl talking, the rest of the movie takes place on phone calls. Not sure what atmosphere they were going for, but they failed miserably. There's a voodoo(?) Doll that keeps showing up, but you don't know why. The whole movie is trying to avoid people, but everyone is always being loud and using flashlights, it makes no sense. This movie is miserable, avoid at all costs.

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Killer Sofa (Dybbuk) - 5 this one was very strange. A very dumb possessed inanimate object movie that turns into a not possessed inanimate object movie that turns into a very possessed inanimate object movie. For the first ¾ nothing happens, then a bunch of stuff is paid off at the very ass end of the movie. You spend the entire movie thinking it's supernatural, then they do a non supernatural twist, then it goes back to supernatural, and I have to be honest, even though it was very stupid, the ending brought it up 2 reels. Don't seek this one out, but if you find yourself with a free hour and a half, there are worse ways to spend it.

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NotLD remake - 8 Much better than I remembered. Up until the ¾ mark, almost a shot for shot remake of the original. Tony Todd is great as Ben. Barbara getting a better character arc than being scared then being dead is great, but she is inconsistent throughout. I didn't love Ben getting turned into a zombie before he was killed, but I did like Cooper not getting turned, and meeting his fate while he was still alive. The zombie effects were also top notch

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Blood Beat (mystical boinging) - 5 This one is pretty terrible and incomprehensible. Sarah seems to be able to control the samurai in some of the scenes, she knows what it's doing in some of the scenes, and sometimes it's just doing its own thing. But whenever it kills someone, it makes her horny??? This thing reeks of people behind the camera not caring. The first corpse you see is blinking, windows are opening and closing all over the place, people's haircuts change in the middle of scenes, and the last shot is filmed on a noticeably different camera with I think different actors. Second day in a row someone escapes by jumping out a window, and then running away unscathed.

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Killer Workout - 4 I think this one started it's life as a porno. Lots of gratuitous nudity, and closeups on women doing aerobics. For a gym based horror movie, we're using a giant safety pin as the murder weapon which makes no sense. The twist makes no sense because we see a figure after some of the murders running away, and it's clearly a big bulky man, and we also see her body, and it's not burned until that reveal. There are also a bunch of fight scenes that are pointless, boring, and poorly choreographed.

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Evil Dead - 9 I always watch all 3 Evil Dead movies together, so I forget that this one is a straight horror movie, and it is a straight horror. This thing is HARROWING, especially Cheryl's part. The makeup and effects are cheesy and don't hold up to HD, but the way the movie is made really holds up. Sam Rami is a brilliant director, all the way from his first movie.

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Hi! And welcome to my newest project, where I'll be doing quick 5(ish) minute daily horror movie reviews for each day in October! I plan on this being a yearly tradition, but I also watch horror movies all year long, so a new one might pop up occasionally, so stay subscribed! 

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