Patrick and Austin accidentally get propagandized by Natalie Portman's Zionist puff piece about the creation of the state of Israel, A Tale of Love and Darkness (2015).

Austin and Patrick lie about smoking cigarettes while reviewing Wes Anderson's star studded classic, The Royal Tenenbaums (2001).

Austin and Patrick trudge through Akira Kurosawa's alleged samurai classic, Ran (1985).

Patrick and Austin win the best cinematography in a podcast award while reviewing the two-take champ, 1917 (2019).

Austin and Patrick squint their eyes and walk hundreds of miles in the desert without water while reviewing Sergio Leone's classic spaghetti western, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (1966).

Patrick and Austin unionize the pod and join a general strike with the support of horse human mutants while reviewing Boots Riley's directorial debut, Sorry To Bother You (2019).

Patrick and Austin watch and review Kevin Smith's indie classic, Clerks (1994), even though they're not even supposed to be here today!

Austin and Patrick are hypnotized in prison and forced to watch and review Old Boy (2003).

Patrick and Austin aren't even in the army anymore by the time they review Francis Ford Coppola's 1979 Vietnam war classic, Apocalypse Now. 

Patrick and Austin stop doing drugs for the first time in their lives and learn how to feel again while watching Zack Braff's Garden State (2004).