Patrick and Austin set the table and feast on Eli Roth's Thanksgiving (2023), a long term vision that aired first as a spoof trailer in Tarantino and Rodriguez' Grindhouse double-feature. This movie's got everything you need, as long as all you need is brutality and comic relief. Happy Thanksgiving!

Patrick and Austin each let a scorpion sting their eyes before watching and reviewing Mandy (2018) starring Nicolas Cage. 80's metal aesthetics, acid dosages are high, cult murder is inevitable. Fear the Horn of Abraxos.

Patrick and Austin get conned into reviewing Matchstick Men (2003) starring Nicolas Cage. 2000's fashion is in full swing, 14 year old daughters are portrayed by 24 year old actresses, it's a problem.

Austin and Patrick harvest their honey reviewing The Wicker Man (2006) starring Nicolas Cage. Women suck. Or do they? This film's misguided director explores his misogyny in this folk horror meme-classic.

Austin and Patrick break the speeding laws reviewing Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) starring Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie. The Sphinx will blow up your car, Angelina's watching from afar, does that throttle make you hard?

Patrick and Austin get meta reviewing Adaptation (2002) starring Nicolas Cage & Meryl Streep. Florida man hunts for drug flowers, screen play writing is just a simple formula, and you can't fit the history of the entire universe into one movie...or can you?

Austin and Patrick talk about The Nightmare Before Christmas, Tim Burton's 1993 Children's Classic.

Patrick and Austin swap faces and review John Woo's action-packed Face/Off (1997) starring Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. We've got futuristic science from the 90's, dual gold plated desert eagles in a leather back holster, and water-skiing on dress shoes during a jet boat shootout.

Patrick and Austin watch and review Raising Arizona (1987) starring Nicolas Cage and directed by the Coen Brothers. We're as close to a bugs bunny cartoon as a live action film can get. Is this the most American movie ever made?

Patrick and Austin watch and review National Treasure (2005) starring Nicolas Cage. It's Skyrim technology meets Mission Impossible adventure. There's an inexplicable, forced love interest. A comic relief sidekick. What else do we need?