Our second episode of #5DaysofQuotables Christmas is about the classic 1983 film, A Christmas Story. Join us as we take a nostalgic trip and retell this beloved Christmas tale, but don't shoot your eye out!

Happy Holidays listeners! On todays episode we are covering the 1996 Christmas film, Jingle All the Way, the first film to kickoff our #5QuotablesofChristmas sessions. This is the most fun we have had so far doing this podcast and we hope you can enjoy it as much as we did. Listen to our many versions of impersonating Arnold, trying to nail Sinbad's line delivery, and discuss sweet ass horny Ted played by the one and only, Phil Hartman. Happy listening!

Hello friends, welcome to another episode of Quotables.  Join us, as we quote from the "chockey" and live to tell the tale of a beast named Trunchbull, a sweet bee named Honey, and our friend, Hortencia. Enjoy our retelling of the 1996 film, Matilda, and all its magical glory and remember, always sign for your packages.

Hello friends and welcome back to another episode of Quotables. On this weeks episode, we will be discussing the 1971 version of, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, one of Lex's favorite movies of all time.  Join us as we truly quote the crap out of this one and just a disclaimer, we will not be responsible for your sweet tooth after listening, etc., etc., enjoy!

Hello again friends, welcome to our last entry of the original Star Wars saga, Return of the Jedi, as always, SPOILER ALERT . We had a lot of fun watching this movie and hope you have fun listening. We get to enjoy cute little fuzzy bears, our intro to the infamous, salacious crumb, and we say farewell to a tragic villain, Darth Vader. So gather around, have a cup of jawa juice and enjoy our retelling of this whimsical film.

This week we break down Star Wars, a New Hope, and are excited to finally get into the old trilogy that started it all. Join as we try and discover the real intentions of a Mr. Jeff Porkins and why shooting womp rats have been the secret to destroying the death star all along. 

This week we slow things down a bit while diving into one of the darkest chapters in the Star Wars saga, Revenge of the Sith. It is less comedic in terms of quotes this week but we still managed to find the light in the dark side. Join us in talking about Emo Ani, RIP Viceroy, Return of the Nass, and bootleg space pirates. Enjoy!