What would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space? We do the math. If you like your fortune cookies with a bit more blue, you'd better make sure they are mailed to the right address. Forget taking a sick day...some companies are offering a sex day & the employees are picking this over a bonus check.

In this episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind] Woman Without Kids Posts, Then Deletes Rant About Parents Bringing Their Kids To Costco; 
• R-Rated Fortune Cookies Got Sent to the Wrong Restaurants; 
• Kayaker Describes Being Swallowed By Humpback Whale; 
• Company-Sanctioned 'Sex Days' Could Be Coming: Paid Time Off to Get Freaky 'Boosts Productivity' & Workplace Loyalty; 
• How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Paw 'Like a Cat’ on a Cop; 
• Man Wins Free Norwegian Cruise Vacation Catches the Flu Onboard & Gets Hit With $47,000 Bill; 
• Americans Strip Off for 11-Day Naked Cruise as 'Big Nude Boat' Sets Sail From Miami; 
• [TMI…??] Here's What Happens When Astronauts Ejaculate in Space!

We'll find out the answers to burning questions posed to my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, about dating a 30-y/o guy who lives with roommates & wether to date a much older person just for the "perks". In this week's Insane Game Show, would you know if an entertainer by the name of "Dale DaBone" is a Port Star or a Weatherman? Play along with Pancho & find out!

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