To test this theory, just lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open the garage and see who's happy to see you. Call in and share why your dog seems to always be by your side no matter what. Why just last night why wife told me she had always wanted to marry a story book character. Then she told me she realized that she married GRUMPY. My dog would never say that to me. Give me a call and share your life stories with your dog, and your wife.

How are your New Years Diet resolutions going? Call-in, let's talk about all of those diets we've all tried. Tell me what works and what doesn't. And don't tell me Team Lean...Just kidding YMCA...

Just want to thank all of you that sent me those encouraging educational e-mails that have scared me slap to death in 2010. Now I'm afraid to do anything including BREATHING. Just look back at all of those 2010 e-mails. Be sure you call in your favorite educational e-mails also. Remember if you don't call in your favorite e-mails and tell your friends to call in, then the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL were sending through their special e-mail program will never arrive.

Where has my decision making thoughts gone. I'm lost, now I keep changing my mine or is it that I just forgot what my decision was. Have we got just too much on our plates or what. Nothing serious, just lots of fun. Call in and enjoy...

I just can't go like i used to. I used to be able to dance and sing all night, now I just sing. What happens when you get up and go has got up and is gone. Let's talk about the way things used to be if we if we can stay awake after 7:00

AS I GET OLDER AND MY HAIR DEPARTS MY HEAD EVERY PASSING DAY, I HAVE FOUND THAT WOMEN JUST LOVE REVERSE MOHAWKS. LETS TALK HAIR STYLES THAT WOMEN LOVE, SO CALL IN LADIES AND VOICE YOU OPINION.

EVER WANT TO REWIND SOMETHING YOU SAID OR DID. LETS TALK ABOUT FUNNY THINGS WE HAVE DONE THAT WEREN'T FUNNY BACK THEN. UH OH!!! IT HAPPENS TO ME EVERY DAY, IS THAT A SIGN OF MY AGE?

Ever think about going back in time... Lets take that trip. Going to Football games when was was actually cold. Riding bikes with no helmets. Standing in the front seat while your parents were driving. When bottles didn't have safety caps. Call in and let's talk about your fondest memories of your childhood. I can remember when i got a hole in my jeans my mom would iron a patch on them. Now is their even a company out there that makes patches. Do they still make the wax cola bottles filled with colored sweet water. Does anybody deliver milk to your home anymore. Call in and lets relive the simpler life...

Are we forgetful, stressed, or just plain senile at just an early age??? We all have selected hearing, especially around the house, but now I think I've gone into selective thinking. I'm WORRIED!!! Must I always use sticky notes to remind myself. I'm going broke buying sticky notes. The inside of my car looks like it's filled with yellow, pink, green and orange butterflies. I can't even find the handle to the refridge. Now they have super sticky notes that will lift a train. Let's talk about exercises for the mind, cause I'm certainly not going out in this heat...

In our everyday life we do crazy things. Like pushing the buttons on the tv remote harder knowing the batteries are DEAD. Tonight we'll talk about why we do such insane things. So give me a call and lets talk about our crazy habits or is it a sickness. Either one, life goes on, so lets enjoy the ride.