Death abounds in the final episode of Season 5 of American Horror Story: Hotel, “Be Our Guest.” Liz and Iris finally have the hotel to themselves and they waste no time ringing in a new era. We discuss Sally’s life on the internet, Will Drake’s new purpose, and Liz’s final rebirth. The Lowe Family […]

We’re back with a discussion of Season 5 episode 9 of American Horror Story: Hotel, “She Wants Revenge.” Trust and revenge are massive themes in this episode, which leaves us wondering who we are supposed to trust. Is there anyone to root for this season? Are the flashbacks necessary? Thankfully this episode also returned to […]

Season 5 episode 8 of American Horror Story: Hotel, “The Ten Commandments Killer,” revealed the show’s worst kept secret. We talk about our lack of surprise, the perks of revealing it now rather than in the finale, and how everything is Donovan’s fault. Other topics include: Bartholomew’s terrifying existence, Sally’s place in John’s life, […]

Season 5 episode 7 of American Horror Story: Hotel, “Flicker,” was one giant exposition explosion. We plunge back in time to discuss Elizabeth’s origin story, Gibby’s adorable face, and our mixed feelings about Valentino. Because of course it’s Valentino. The other half of the episode is all about Wren, or it would be if […]

Themes of love, familial and romantic, abound in Season 5 episode 6 of American Horror Story: Hotel, “Room 33.” We discuss The Countess’ unbelievable attachment to the children, Alex’s complete neglect of Scarlett, and the relationship we didn’t know we were missing. Sex once again features prominently in the episode and we touch on the […]

Season 5 episode 5 of American Horror Story: Hotel, “Room Service,” was all about transformations. Liz Taylor is the Yoda to Iris’ Skywalker; we discuss the importance of Liz’s backstory and early encounter with The Countess, Invisible Woman syndrome, Iris’ awakening, and the evolution of the best friendship ever. We lament Alex’s determination to […]

This week we discuss Season 5 episode 4 of American Horror Story: Hotel, “Devil’s Night.” Alex’s story takes a turn for the undead on this Halloween episode and we liked it? We break down our reactions to this development, offer some theories regarding a possible familial connection, and get confused by The Countess’ definition […]

Season 5 episode 3 of American Horror Story: Hotel, “Mommy,” dealt largely with the trials and tribulations of the various mothers on the show. We discuss the distinction between addiction and obsession and the importance of perspective. The Ten Commandments Killer strikes again and we wonder how they’ll depict the remaining commandments. Some people laugh, […]

This week we discuss Season 5 episode 2 of American Horror Story: Hotel, “Chutes and Ladders.” After a brief history lesson on H. H. Holmes we wonder if these vampires eat, discuss the downside of PSAs, wonder if Miss Evers uses the magic of Satan to keep the linens clean, question Iris’ intentions, applaud Sally’s […]

And we’re back! With a bonus episode about The Walking Dead. Consider this a free gift without purchase from us, to you. We talk about the best and worst parts of the season so far including: Beth, Grady Memorial Hospital, the Daryl and Carol show, Father Gabriel’s existence, Michonne’s katana, Rick’s beard, and Gareth […]