“I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.” What we are dealing with here is not hunger. People are in danger. You know this small town is not going to let a bunch of violent murders go on. Who is doing this? Human? Animal? Everyone is upset and taking it in their own hands. In the middle of the night, after sneaking out, Marty (Corey Haim) witnesses the truth. This is a monster! Luckily, he escapes, but only barely, after this encounter. With the aid of his sister, Jane (Megan Follows), Marty desperately tries to convince Uncle Red (Gary Busey) of what has been really happening in town. Uncle Red, beyond his better judgement, agrees to assist the duo with their supernatural conspiracies. We’re glad he did. RTS avoids the rolling fog marsh lands during the full moon. Collin, La-Mar and Jeremy meet “a sort of wizard in weapons.” Get this Stephen King work on your list! “I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.”

Everything is very la-di-da – at the death spa. Worry not, if you become cut up or even haunted, you’ll get a few months for free. Michael Evens (William Bumiller) can make all of your dreams come true. Well, your gym dreams. His wife Catherine (Shari Shattuck) died a year ago. He thinks that’s a bummer, but with the comfort of Laura (Brenda Bakke), he’s been doing okay. And, in the gym business in the 80s, things moved fast! Now we have some kind of phantasm going all Scobby-kill-you-do where people want to work out. Or party. Or touch. Twin-sibling of Catherine, David (Merritt Butrick), was at home hacking. It’s all cool. PS: GHOST! RTS take in a nice ethereal soak after their extreme workouts. Jeremy, Collin and La-Mar grab some juice mixers and enjoy the party. Too bad the roof is now really on fire! Is this gym membership worth your soul? Probably! 

We thank our listener, Jenna, and their fine request for this film. We all had a lot of fun watching this. Buffy (Kristy Swanson) has been chosen! She has some powers and some past lives, and now it’s time to send these fanged-sob’s right back into the ground! But, she’ll do it while ninja-kicking, heart-stabbing and accessorizing. Everyone wants some of Buffy’s time! Teen drama alert! Pike (Luke Perry) wants some special time. Awww! Lothos (Rutger Hauer) wants bitey-kill time! Merrick (Donald Sutherland) is trying to make up for lost training time. And, Amilyn (Paul Reubens) gets some staby time. There is very little time for cheerleading practice because of this. RTS are likely to accept invitations to graveyards from strangers. Where and when? Collin and La-Mar try not to get “thrashed” and split a hot dog. Cover your necks and be careful who you invite inside – especially if they’re floating. Fulfill your destiny! 

Welcome to October fun month! No Michael Myers here. Beloved company Silver Shamrock just wants to celebrate Halloween by making the world’s coolest masks. Dr. Daniel Challis/”Dr. Bang” (Tom Atkins) can’t let being a tomcat in the city be enough. So, he takes his dead patient’s daughter, Ellie (Stacey Nelkin), to explore where these masks are coming from. Yes, there are dudes ripping faces off and then dousing themselves in gasoline and exploding themselves. People may or may not have smuggled Stonehenge here. Conal Cochran (Dan O’Herlihy) won’t reveal his tricks but will walk you through everything. And Ellie, She’s old enough for the Doc. “I'm older than I look.” “What's that?” “Who cares?” In the end, a company just wants Halloween to be fun for you and your family. RTS are going to laser button everyone in town! Face melt! Rami, Jeremy and La-Mar sip on the “champagne of beers” while making bad decisions and inappropriate payphone calls. Make sure to investigate your demon microchip masks and get ready for a road trip to “The factory” in Santa Mira.

Attempting to do a line of ice. You’re watching Miami Vice! Doing this thing again, being nice. Failed once. I’ll try it twice. Jason (Robert Urich) and Roscoe (Michael D. Roberts) know exactly how it is. You have to hustle – and maybe do questionable things. Space questionable! They have an entire crew. It includes Maida (Angelica Huston), what!? Zeno (Ron Perlman) whips up some alien Thanksgiving fun! Even Killjoy (John Matuszak), “Sloth Loves Chunk,” comes along for the ride. The “ride” is to get some ice. Water is the currency of the day. Sorry, future currency/future day! Princess Karina (Mary Crosby) just wants to see dad. RTS jump time back and forth. The future is crazy! Have we ever been in the now? La-Mar and Jeremy order a few cold ones at the Pirate’s Den. Make sure your belts aren’t stiff and buckle up for this space adventure. 

It’s a new season, and it’s time for another Joe Dante film. The year of Dante continues! Also, fall is among us! Hoodies! Warm drinks! Jovial spookiness! Yes! Ben Crandall (Ethan Hawke) has been having some interesting dreams as of late. You know, dreams. He details out what he has seen within these tech-heavy visions and shares it with his friend (and all-round man of science), Wolfgang (River Phoenix). Both boys befriend Darren (Jason Presson) and, together, the three craft a spaceship based on dream science and coding being transmitted to them from beyond the stars. Also, Lori (Amanda Swenson) makes some random appearances. What does it all lead to? The only way to solve this interstellar mystery is to explore. RTS reminisces about 80s technology and why you should NOT jump out at kids in the night. La-Mar helicopters around while determined to figure it all out, but he’ll probably be at the drive-in most of the time. There’s a Starkiller flick to see! Robert Picardo, you’re brilliant! Lately, “you know I’ve been having these weird….” “Dreams?”

Merman wants to go with the wind. Merman wants adventure. Merman needs friends? In the future, the world has become, sigh, a water world. Mariner (Kevin Coster) loves yacht rock and boating. When he’s not exploring the ocean’s depths, he dabbles in herbology. He’s just minding his own business when everyone gets into a liquid fuss. Helen’s (Jeanne Tripplehorn) daughter has a tattoo map on her back, and it leads to dry land. Land seems cool. Deacon (Dennis Hopper) and his gang-o-dudes (Smokers) want that map because dry land promises have been made. Needless to say, this does not go well for Mariner’s rad future boat. RTS explores underwater mysteries and fights off sea monsters. Jeremy, Collin and La-Mar make sure to take down a few hordes of Smokers and enjoy a lime or two. It gets strange on the open ocean. Real strange! Take a ride in an upgradable aircraft and decide if this water adventure is for you. Adieu, summer!

Val (Kevin Bacon) and Earl (Fred Ward) are tired of their extremely small town, but they just can’t seem to get out. It’s like a Tom Petty song – almost! A few dead bodies bring them back. The road is blocked and that brings them back. A seismologist, Rhonda (Finn Carter), brings them back. And, of course, the subterranean tremor monsters are bringing them back. Town just isn’t safe. They do have fire power though. That’s thanks to Burt (Michael Gross) and Heather (Reba McEntire). It’s time to teach these creatures a lesson when you’re not pole vaulting over them. RTS takes some souvenir photos at Walter’s (Victor Wong) store. Collin, Jeremy and La-Mar feel the “trem” from the beginning. They’re still feeling it now. They have a bad case of the “trem,” and that’s a testament to the fun of the film. Inquiries on cannon fuses are accepted. 

An overworked, burnt-out air-traffic controller, Jack Chester (John Candy) is put on a mandatory summer break. He decides to take his family to Florida for some much-needed rest and relaxation. Things seem positive at first, but as each day passes, things steadily get worse. After a minor boating accident, Jack befriends Scully (Rip Torn) and improves his sailing ability and his self-confidence. When Al Pellet (Richard Crenna) threatens to take the remainder of the Chester’s vacation away, you better bet that this will be settled at the regatta. RTS embraces a four-week beach vacation. Collin and La-Mar use their astute powers of observation to make sure everything looks good and real. They feel real! Don’t be a squid stick and go have some fun with this film. Enjoy it with Scully’s catch of the day. 

The 80s! What a time to be alive! Technological innovations were regularly being introduced to the public. This includes some sweet kill-bots. We mean security bots. It’s cool! Don’t worry about it. What better place to showcase these than a mall run by sex-crazed teens who can do anything they want? It’s a recipe for fun! When a lightning storm strikes, it converts these adorable droids into cranky death machines. Your security badge isn’t going to help you now. Ferdy Meisel (Tony O’Dell) just met someone special, Allison Parks (Kelli Maroney), and he’s OG Cobra Kai, so he strikes first. Mike (John Terlesky), who is also Deathstalker, sets up a furniture store sex party. It’s all strange. The robots are now on the loose! These metal fuzzies are going to laser beam your heart strings. Beep! Beep! Boop! RTS wanders the mall barefoot at night and contemplates life. La-Mar marvels at the mall’s wood paneling and plush red carpets. Emilio makes his Rabbit Troop Sucks debut after taking care of some of this robo-trash. See ya at the food court. We do hope you all “have a nice day.”