Five hours is a long time, but not long enough for Mike to come up with anything to talk about this week. Instead, Josh proves himself the bellend of the ball, Tapan chokes on some warm roughage, and three marginal on-air talents get in especially hot soup with an Uber driver... live!

Pairings: gobs and gobs of Biofreeze; tact; that sweet, sweet PSL you publicly eschew but secretly crave