You are all most welcome to Episode 9, which sees Graham sharpening his sword, strapping on his sandals (he's certainly got the calves for it) and throwing us deep into the flaming chaos of one of history's greatest sieges, somebody get Ridley on the blower! Next to screen at the Mind Cinema is a strange Amblinesque adventure from Luke, as he takes us to the quiet English suburb of Acorn Rise, where a new resident harbours strange secrets in his swimming pool...Get yourselves comfy, sit back, and witness two grown men become utterly incapacitated by inadvertent innuendo.

Show Notes

00:00 – 03:19 – Intro, what we’ve been up to…RIP William Friedkin.

03:19 – 07:07 – What we have watched - Oppenheimer

07:07 – 47:38 – Graham pitches Sicilian Defence

47:38 – 1:21:21 – Luke pitches White Moonlight

1:21:21 – 1:24:51 – Picking horses, outro…

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Episode 8 is here, and the Mind-Cinema is open! Lloyd ‘The Bud’ Cotton has spooled up two epic pitches for you all. Luke hauls ass and takes us on the run with some knockabout japes in Sweetwater, Texas while Graham watches Mannequin and gets completely the wrong idea in 1950s, Nevada. But before that, grab some pick ‘n’ mix from the lobby and listen to the boys get on their soapbox and extol the virtues and talent of Matt Johnson and the range and power of the mighty Glenn Howerton in the great indie movie ‘Blackberry’…

Oh, and as promised, here's a link to the amazing soundtrack from ‘Sorcerer’ by Tangerine Dream! You’re welcome :-)

00:00 – 02:42 – Intro, what we’ve been up to…

02:42 – 08:50 – What we have watched (or haven’t, as Luke confesses.)

08:56 – 40:35 - Luke pitches Loose Your Wad

40:35 – 1:21:21 – Graham pitches Liberty Lane

1:21:21 – 1:24:32 – Picking horses, outro…

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In Episode 7, the boys are back and their jets are hot for a bumper episode of pitching! Graham slides on a wimple, goes to France and delivers a host of chilling surprises with his movie - one so shocking Luke nearly has a bit of a trouser mishap...and Luke takes us on a rip-roaring adventure, across at least one of the seven seas with a pitch acrid with musket smoke, and the scent of brine! Roll up for the Mind-Cinema, and get comfy while our duo talk over the best films to have a good cry to, the impact of Arnie on our young minds, and the benefits of weeping next to a Wookie...

Show Notes

00:00 – 03:29 – Intro, what we've been up to

03:29 – 08:34 – What we have watched - Arnold, The Eight Mountains, Succession

08:34 – 43:37 – Graham pitches Madame Fenella

43:37 – 1:22:13 – Luke pitches She's The Danger

1:22:13 – 1:24:53 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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In Episode 6.5, Graham and Luke have given our dear Projectionist, Lloyd 'The Bud' Cotton the week off for some dedicated R+R in Mauritius. This means we get to sneak you into the closed Mind-Cinema for a pitch-free chinwag, where our duo chew the film fat and dive into a host of things we have watched, try not to get re-angry about Ant Man And The Wasp: Quantumania and slip on our roll neck sweaters for a little poetry recital for you all...

We also share some exciting news from TheNeverPress and invite you to share right back - so, if you fancy it please drop us a line at [email protected], we would love to hear from you all!

Show Notes

00:00 – 04:42 – Intro

04:42 – 24:00 – What we have watched - The Wicker Man, Rolling Thunder, Blind Fury, Asteroid City

24:00 – 25:47 – Some NeverPress news...

25:47 – 29:08 – Poem time, outro

Maria & The Devil sample

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In Episode 6, we have a first for our intrepid pitchers, this week they have but one horse name to share between them! Join us for a battle of the genres as Mortal the Superhero movie goes head-to-head with Mortal the Gangster movie at the Mind-Cinema! We project a double-feature that will take you from deepest space, to the streets of Los Angeles, via a jaunt or two to the moon. Tune in to hear Luke and Graham practice their best 'bad-guy' voices, test the limits of Neil Armstrong's bravery, and leap over the thin blue line into a pit of vice and corruption!

Also, as promised, here is an Elliott Brood playlist we have put together for you lovely people, enjoy!

Show Notes

00:00 – 05:22 – Intro, what we've been up to/what we've watched - Magnolia

05:22 – 34:23 – Luke pitches Mortal

34:23 – 1:19:50 – Graham pitches Mortal

1:19:50 – 1:22:50 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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In Episode 5, Graham bends some rules with the bold addition of a colon to his pitch, and fills the Mind-Cinema with a tale of hope, love and sporting prowess. To counter such rampant positivity, Luke takes us back to war, with a tale of invention against the odds, and a friendship betrayed. Join us for some on-the-fly pitching, our duo serenading each other with a quite moving (and note-perfect) rendition of a classic film score, and the answer to the long standing conundrum of which actor is the polar opposite to Ray Winstone...

Show Notes

00:00 – 02:06 – Intro, what we've been up to

02:06 – 09:19 – What we've watched - Eden Lake, A Quiet Place Part 2

09:19 – 36:12 – Graham pitches Dream Harder

36:12 – 1:08:08 – Luke pitches Harbour Vision

1:08:08 – 1:09:40 – Graham’s alternate pitch for Harbour Vision

1:09:40 – 1:10:42 – Luke’s alternate pitch for Dream Harder

1:10:42 – 1:15:29 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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It's time for Episode 4, so grab your muskets and gird your loins as Graham takes us on a surreal journey into the glistening, primordial ooze, where madness and cannibalism abound...Luke manages to resist pitching a Counting Crows biopic, and instead walks us through a scorched, unforgiving earth, many years in the future...

We also have a little prezzie for you lovely listeners, journey deeper into the imaginary with us, and please enjoy a Lovin' Jukebox soundtrack that Luke has put together for your listening pleasure, based on his pitch from Episode 1!

Show Notes

00:00 – 04:40 – Intro, what we've been up to

04:40 – 8:43 – What we've watched - Mullholland Drive, Plane, Antman and the Wasp: Quantumania

08:43 – 39:33 – Graham pitches Broomfield's Cave

39:33 – 1:12:30 – Luke pitches The Rain King

1:12:30 – 1:13:30 – Luke’s alternate pitch for Broomfield's Cave

1:13:30 – 1:14:38 – Graham’s alternate pitch for The Rain King

1:14:38 – 1:18:25 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Welcome to Episode 3, where Luke has cheered up a little since last week, and goes al fresco with a tale of redemption and new starts in his pitch, and Graham ups his action game in the 'gator-strewn, muggy swamplands of New Orleans. Who are the best ‘camping film’ directors? Can love transcend the long-maintained inter-species barrier? Which animal is perfectly evolved to use a Ouija board? Press play, and find out!

Show Notes

00:00 – 02:50 – Intro

02:50 – 08:48 – What we have watched – Die Hart, A Civil Action, Sorcerer

08:48 – 37:11 – Luke pitches One Hart

37:11 – 1:12:52 – Graham pitches Dark Side Thunder

1:12:52 – 1:17:00 – Luke and Graham pitch alternative ideas for One Hart/Dark Side Thunder

1:17:40 – 1:21:01 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Welcome, movie fans, to Episode 2…this week sees a pitch from Luke that gets a teeny bit bleak in Harlem, so Graham reaches for the skies in to compensate with some aerial triumph! We learn some important life lessons, like don’t trust slimy company-men, or corrupt Aldermen, and wonder if we can entice J-Lo back to the silver screen…

Show Notes

00:00 – 02:23 – Intro

02:23 – 09:15 – What we've been up to/watched - The Omen, A Man called Ove

09:15 – 35:24 – Luke pitches Alfarida

35:24 – 1:05:58– Graham pitches Maid To Shine

1:05:58 – 1:07:38– Graham’s alternate pitch for Alfarida

1:07:38 – 1:10:55 – Luke’s alternate pitch for Maid To Shine

1:10:55 – 1:14:33 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Episode 1 finds our intrepid pitchers ramping up the budgets and pitching a couple of bona-fide blockbusters for your mind cinemas! Join us as we journey from the cold depths of space, to the moist (sorry) jungles of Vietnam. Can a robot feel? Which actor is the epitome of a Marine? How to make a budget prop jukebox?? The answers lie within…

Show Notes

00:00 – 04:28 – Intro

04:28 – 26:25 – Graham pitches Arceno’s Adventure

26:25 – 40:52 – Luke pitches Lovin’ Jukebox

40:52 – 40:53 – Graham’s alternate pitches for Lovin’ Jukebox

40:53 – 45:17 – Luke’s alternate pitch for Arceno’s Adventure

45:17 – 46:29 – Horse name selection for next week, outro  

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