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Racoons: Swingers and Delicious


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Racoons: Swingers and Delicious #shorts #podcast #humor #funny #racoons

Racoons. First off, how do you spell the name? One C? Two C's? D efinitely a double O, it's probably worth looking into. If I was going to be any other mammal, it might be a raccoon. There's a few reasons. They still have all their five little digits. They can really do some skillful things,  like they can unlatch a cage, they can untie a knot, they can pick your pocket, it's true. They get pretty big to about 57 pounds. They, they're nocturnal, so they, you know, they kind of like to party. They're kind of like swingers to you know, they don't have life partners, this kind of do what they want and do it when they want. I liked a little bandit eyes too. You know, they kind of look like they're always up to mischief. I bet they're pretty delicious, too. I think all you'd really need is maybe garlic salt, pepper, mela cumin, slow roast those little gains on a fire. Maybe indirect heat. Not really sure that's legal. I was trying though. That's raccoons by a sexy voice guy. It's nice baby!

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