The sky is not falling. Fin's final flash, Kruse cruciate crisis, Baumann buys Bauer, and strangely specific season predictions.

In which your hosts discuss the final friendly matches, Bjorn is a jerk, discuss how "game sense" takes players of modest skill sets to greater heights, Willi Lemke's departure, and the DFB Pokal match against Sportfreunde Lotte.

In which your hosts discuss friendlies, chemistry, and are joined by the peerless Kirsten Sander to discuss Baumann, Eichin, the Werder family, and the reasons for optimism surrounding the club as we head into the new season.

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In which your hosts discuss the latest transfer news, recent friendly results, and discuss the options available to Viktor Skripnik in terms of squad selections.

Patrick and Bjorn begin their pre-season preparation to mixed success, covering the latest team news, the emptiness surrounding pre-season friendlies, and talk jerseys!

In which your hosts recap recent transactions, discuss summer tournaments, and the news regarding the resigning of Johannes Eggestein.

You know what we're talking about.

In your hosts discuss Werder's survival, and discuss the club's ability to thrive moving forward. Also, discussion regarding Viktor Skripnik's future with the club.

In which your hosts also score on VfB Stuttgart, ponder the perfect performance of Fin-tastic Fin Bartels, laugh in the face of the Sandro Wagner rumors, and preview the rest of the Bundesliga relegation battle as Werder head off for the Ujah/Hemnes reunion.

In which your hosts lament another derby defeat, discuss the possibility of three relegations for SV Werder, and preview the match against Stuttgart.