Taco Bell presents the 37th Annual Memorial Day Viva La Raza Illegal Immagration Spectacular.

ErectionElection 2008: A Declaration of Independents?Disposable Culture: Why Owning Stuff isn't Cool AnymoreSomething ElsePlus you can't expect to start your week without the BUCGAW REPORT!

Politics, Movies, and Music: Why We Settle for CrapMickey Mouse the Jihadest...I'm sorry, what now?The Week in Presidential NonsenseNot one but TWO BUCGAW Reports!

Peeing on the Presidential "debates"Everything You Didn't Want to Know Aboot Twinkies (but Mark will Tell You Anyways)Intelligence in America: Less is MoreBeing a Slave to Fast Food (or, You Fat Bastard)and The BUCGAW Report

Unless Al Sharpton get kidnapped by Iranians, here's what's they'll be kibitzing aboot:Virginia Tech, Imus, and Why This Country Has No ClassGoing Back to College: Why it SucksMark's offended at something and we'll tell you whatAnd don't forget the reason you get out of bed in the morning...the polutry sensation that's sweeping the nation...the BUCGAW Report!

Unless Nancy Pelosi visits Siberia, here's what's on tap:Making the case for Fred ThompsonGrade School Kids Gone WildMy Humps, and why people take pop music way too seriouslyWhat pisses off Mark?And don't forget the reason you get out of bed in the morning...the polutry sensation that's sweeping the nation...the BUCGAW Report!

Unless the Sunni's and the Shites come together singing Kumbaya, here's what they have planned:

Greening everything in your path

Another weeks worth of political shenanigans

Manly things such as WrestleMania and UFC 69 (huh huh "69")

And don't forget the reason you get out of bed in the morning...the polutry sensation that's sweeping the nation...the BUCGAW Report!

Gingrich VS Cuomo. College Kids are Spoiled Brats, the BUCGAW Report and whatever else happens.

Gingrich VS Cuomo. College Kids are Spoiled Brats, the BUCGAW Report and whatever else happens.

Unless the President of Iran comes over to have tea with Mark and his wife, here's what those two citizen broadcasters run amuk plan on learning you on:Presidential hopeful "Smokin'" Joe Biden in 1,000 words or lessThe Welfare system...it stinks!Why Conservatives need to shut up aboot Global WarmingAll this plus...you guessed it...the BUCGAW Report!