This week, the Stray Thoughts team goes on its toughest mission yet, a trip to Jovian space, to retrieve something from one of Gavin’s former colleagues. Much as things have remained eerily unchanged over the past century, the military oligarchy that once governed the Jovian Republic has been overtaken by a new, more open-minded regime. [...]

Exhausted from rescuing the Martian dignitaries from Barsoomian agitators, the Stray Thoughts team takes a break from fighting terrorists for a Girls’ Day Out in Elysium. They’ll need to look and feel their best when when they meet the reclusive Marquis, Mars’ crime kingpin. They’ve been invited to a gala event at his estate, a [...]

This is the story of three brothers—three big mutherfuckin’ crab trucker brothers, that is. When the great Crab Goddess deigns to give these unworthy assholes a mission, they hop in Large Marge, their big mutherfuckin’ truck, and hit the rickety mutherfuckin’ road. They’ve been charged with the holy mutherfuckin’ quest of hauling a metric assload [...]

108 years after The Fall, our team of reactivated Firewall Sentinels is sent to deal with a group of Barsoomian terrorists who have taken a number of important hostages. Barricaded inside the asteroid serving as counterweight for the new Martian space elevator, the group has threatened to send their new stronghold crashing to the planet’s [...]

After spending a century in cold storage, our team of Sentinels is re-sleeved and re-awakened in a world where the remnant TITAN war machines have been eradicated and Firewall has ceased to exist. Proxy Steel, a Promethean AI, informs them that they are the last remnants of The Org, and that they are being reactivated [...]

Eight years after The Fall, a team of Sentinels is assigned to infiltrate the Titan Quarantine Zone on Mars in order to retrieve a Firewall asset. When he disappeared, the target was on a mission to make contact with the Yazidis, and had taken refuge from rogue TITAN war machines in the ruins of Qurain. [...]

In the thrilling conclusion to the Mendy’s arc of our Apocalypse World campaign, the residents of The Tomb send a posse to settle their differences with the psychic cannibal horde once and for all. Barbarossa, Nurse Sin, Half-Pint and the TBDs put on their battle armor and set off for a battle royale, with cheese. [...]

This is it, the big event that WAWF fans have been waiting for! First, The Last Hellion, Mike Nightstorm, defends his title from contender Christian Faith and upstart Jesse Evans in a three-way battle for the top spot in the promotion. Then, twenty-five angry, muscle-bound wrestlers enter the ring, staggered at intervals of three minutes, but [...]

The big Pay Per View event is here, and the wrestlers of the Whoop-Ass Wrestling Federation are ready to wrangle! Tempers run hot inside the ring, where grudges are made and scores are settled. First up, the Olympian giant G3 has partnered up with lovable bad boy Jesse Evans to take on high-flyer Fast Eddie [...]

The Tomb has gotten even more fucked up than usual, especially with that weirdo Dave skulking around. I’ve heard that Nurse Sin and Barbarossa are looking for him, but who knows why? He and Specter seem to have some kind of an understanding, something about the tunnel in his workshop. Grandma Vega seems to have [...]