After serving 568 days in jail, an Alabama man walked out, saw a corrections vehicle in the parking lot, stole it, and got arrested less than two miles later. Freedom lasted minutes. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we talk about one of the shortest release-to-rearrest timelines imaginable.

An Alabama man cut a hole in a jail fence from the outside, crawled in with meth, and tried to sell it to inmates through a broken window. Only to get chased back out through the same hole and arrested. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we get into the rare crime of someone breaking into jail instead of out of it.

A Florida man got so angry that his neighbor kept feeding his pet peacocks that he killed two of them, cooked them, ate them, and confessed it all in a letter. Then told deputies he’d kill the rest when he got out of jail. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we cover one of the darkest and most bizarre neighbor disputes yet.

A Florida woman got mad about a neighbor parking near her yard, put on a hot dog costume, and toilet papered the car while drunk at 4 PM on a Monday. No one. Not police. Not the court. Not the public, knows why she was dressed as a hot dog. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we break down a neighborhood dispute that became a full-costume misdemeanor.

What is the most unhinged part of this case?

Two people launched an inflatable kiddie pool into the Gulf of Mexico during a small craft advisory and had to be rescued by a marine deputy. Because apparently somebody had to learn the hard way that backyard pools are not boats. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we get into the launch, the rescue, and the sheriff’s office reminder that should never have been necessary.

A man in scuba gear swam across Lake Buena Vista, snuck into a Disney Springs restaurant, tied up two employees, stole up to $20,000, and vanished back into the water. In two minutes. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we break down one of the most absurd Florida heists ever: the Disney scuba robbery that sounds fake, but absolutely isn’t.

A Florida man stole Smokey Bear signs from state forests and tried to flip them on Facebook Marketplace for $1,900 each, only to get arrested by Smokey Bear himself. Yes, the full costume. Yes, there are photos. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we get into the theft, the investigation, and the moment Florida decided the bear needed to be personally involved.

A Florida man who was banned from a shopping plaza returned anyway, in a full clown costume, yelling at no one, carrying a flare gun, and resisting arrest. Officers later found backup clown costumes and red noses in his backpack, like a magic trick gone wrong. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we break down a trespassing case that escalated into one of the most literal “you look like a clown” moments ever recorded.

A French snail farm preparing for the holiday season was robbed overnight.

Thieves stole nearly half a ton of escargot about 990 pounds worth over $100,000.

Snails take a full year to raise, making the timing devastating for the family business.

Police are still searching for the culprits behind what may be the largest snail theft in recent history.

A man in India rented a house, decorated it with international flags, bought luxury cars with fake diplomatic plates, and claimed to be an ambassador.

The countries he represented? Micronations that don’t actually exist.

Police later raided the property and discovered fake diplomatic passports, forged seals, and years of fraud.