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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• The Greatest American Hero!
• Welcome, New Jersey Friends!!
• Nude Richard Hatch!
• Trixie Mattel's Assistant, Brandon!
• Gorgeous Hair!
• Leonard!  It's His Birthday! He's 9!
• Leonard Puke!
• Paul Nearly Puked!
• Cats Like to Puke on Things!
• Sports Shirt from Philip DeFranco!
• Paul Knows A Homosexual Amount About Sports!
• Paul's GAY?!?!
• Multilingual Cocksucking!
• Sambuca Throw Up!
• Amber Heard Shit in the Bed!
• Burger King Doesn't Know the Mechanics of Gay Sex!
• Double Ended Dildos!
• Snakes!
• Poop Friendly Postmates Menu!
• "I Invented Post-Its"!
• Best Foods to Prevent Pooping on His Crotch!
• Manuela The Tortoise, Now Known as Manuel!
• Paul, The Science Guy!
• The January 6th Hearings Begin!
• Sorry, Dick!
• Dave's DOJ Prediction!
• No Changing the Trump Cultists! Get Off Your Asses, Moderates!
• Thoughts and Prayers, Folks!
• Jesus, Guns, Babies Candidate Not Giving Up!
• No 'Ironic Voting' in Georgia!
• Trump's Mushroom!
• Childhood Gay Sticker Fetish!
• Smelly Markers!
• Repeated Questions!
• Childhood Masturbation!
• Trigger Warning Dick Cheese Question!
• Chonky Hands!
• Dave Doesn't Know What a Snowball Is!
• Siri to the Rescue!
• Beating Blindfolded People!
• Communal Toilets!
• Our Patreon! IN CANADIAN FUNDS!

Episode Links (In Order):

• "The Greatest American Hero" Theme!
• Trixie Mattel's Assistant, Brandon, Does Her Makeup!
• "Sports!" Shirt from Philip DeFranco!
• Burger King's Tops and Bottoms Burgers!
• Postmates 'Bottom-Friendly' Menu!
• "I Invented Post-Its"!
• Dr. Evan Goldstein!
• PNW Haunts & Homicides!
• Tortoise Lost for 30 Years Makes Surprising Comeback!
• Difference Between Turtles and Tortoises!
• Kandiss Taylor Not Giving Up Hope!
• "Kentucky Fried Movie" Theatre Scene!
• "Polyester" Odorama!
• Lisa Frank Stickers!
• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!

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Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ 

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