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Today the herd chats about texting rules, keeping tabs on each other, and the ongoing mystery of Shelley’s Utah origins. Basically: modern manners, mild surveillance, and the herd votes on one very important geography question.
Would you spend a night in a haunted house for a tax-free million dollars? The week the herd debates ghosts, spooky legends, and who would survive a horror movie in this fun, chaotic Halloween conversation.
This week the herd swaps their most mortifying moments—and naturally, vote on whose story takes the cringe crown. From a bathroom mishap with truly terrible timing to a pre-race tumble and a few confidently mangled phrases, the stories get funnier with every retelling. Come for the embarrassment; stay for the friends who will absolutely never let anyone forget it.
The week the herd tackles a rapid-fire tour of the tiny etiquette tests we all face: Is “K” rude? Do you hold the door? When do you exit the elevator? And is speakerphone in public ever okay? This episode gets into the unwritten rules—and the awkward moments when someone clearly missed the memo.
Today's elephant topic tackles the truly important debates: Is a hot dog a sandwich? Is cereal technically soup? And can you really stay friends with an ex—or is that a recipe for emotional leftovers?The herd brings big opinions, chaotic breakfast logic, questionable “weena and eggs” terminology, and plenty of laughs while trying to settle arguments nobody asked for—but everyone has thoughts on.
Todays elephant in the room, do you need a “poop friend”? This episode is here to discuss the evidence, one bathroom overshare at a time. The herd tackles life’s most urgent mysteries: toilet-paper technique, public-restroom etiquette, bidets, booty towels, and whether stepping outside means you need an immediate shower. It’s candid, chaotic, and proof that true friendship is being able to say, “I need to go,” without losing the group chat.
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It started with a group chat called Elephants, which makes sense, because we never forget and we never let it go. The conversations are unfiltered, the stories are questionable, and we're…