Ralph's Podcast

Sorry I haven't posted in so long, it was the summer and then I started a new school. But I also started a YouTube page for me to play Roblox. You can subscribe here!

Do you ever think the government is just watching you? Also let's talk about velociraptors and komodo dragons.

I'm checking my email and reading them out loud. 

email me at [email protected]

my merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/ralph-s-podcast 

There is a ghost in my school bathroom. No really.

My merch is here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/ralph-s-podcast 

My brain is too busy and I can't sleep!

Lots of bedtime thoughts: which dog is the devil, which dog eats toys, the tortoise sleeps alot and what kind of meat would you make a burger out of?

My merch is here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/ralph-s-podcast

Have you seen sky high? Is a Queen size or King size bigger? This week's episode is filled with big questions.

Ralph claims to be recording this in a studio (false) instead of his "luxury home." The narrator he is referring to is his mom, and he challenges all people with mysophonia to listen to him eat an apple while he records this. In his mother's bed.

He also suggests this piece of his merch:  The Emotional Supportoise Hoodie

My mom Is NOT famous, my brother is wrong about Captain America. My dogs are very lazy. We have fruit flies!

I made some MERCH and you can get stickers or phone cases or shirts or whatever you want.

Email me at [email protected]

Recorded at bedtime, and covers a lot of ground that Ralph's mom does not understand.

Ralph art directed his OWN MERCH! This money will go to his bank account, because as you may have heard, he needs money for a mansion. Find all your favorite Ralphie stuff here!

Important note from Ralph's mom: we do not have marble floors or a "luxury home." 

Ralph has made merch plans, and that's a surprise to his mom? Be he needs to make money for Robux!

You can email Ralph at [email protected]