If absence makes the heart grow fonder, all of you should be bursting at the seems with love at this triumphant podcast return after being away for a month. Kristen and I are back in your ear to talk about a lot of things (it's one of our longest episodes). We get into how dreadful the summer movie season has been, drag Empire magazine and their readers for their top 100 movie list, and get into how ablism is affecting Hollywood cinema. Enjoy!

An energized podcast that starts with mess and ends profoundly, we tackle a million different things this week. We start of with a story in honor of Dustin Lance Black and Tom Daley's wedding then move into television where we chat about two problematic shows in Jane the Virgin and 13 Reasons Why, drag the marketing of movies that we've seen lately, and finish up discussing why black actresses can't gain the career traction of their white counterparts.

Yes, Kristen and I are both still alive and yes, we still record podcasts! After a month off because life got so crazy busy, we are here to chat about like 5o things. So much happened that this podcast really is all over the place. I hope you enjoy!

Kristen and I are back this time to talk about nothing but delicious white mess. We get into Armie Hammer's love of bondage, Big Little Lies, Feud, Logan, the unremarkable Beauty and the Beast, and debate whether stars should be dubbed when they need to sing in musicals. And we tackle Jane the Virgin's big misstep.

This podcast is truly a mess. By the time we get around to actually talking about celebrity orgies, you'll have already waded through some foolish waters. Anyways, Kristen and I commandeered Joey away from Awards Circuit a bit to talk about many things including: Disney's first ever gay character who is actually an old character, the Grammys, Jordan Peele's Get Out with spoilers, and the wacky ending of the Oscars. We are also inspired by the Oscars to rank our Best Picture winners and make a list of all the people who would be in our celebrity orgy.

New podcast time! We are sorry that we left you bereft of a podcast as the world begins to go to shit but schedules and breaks and other things kept us from recording but never fear, we are here! This might be our most wide ranging podcast yet, and we commiserate over the All Lives Matters winning the Super Bowl, and then move on to talking about the Oscars, catching you up on Netflix shows Schitt's Creek and Santa Clarita Diet. We also dive into the Oscar race and debate the merits of La La Land and how many Oscars it should win. And finally, we wrap up by discussing the recent dragging of Taylor Swift and proceed to drag that bitch some more. Enjoy!

Well would you look at that, we're back with a new podcast this week that TWICE as long as it usually is. But what would you expect with us trying to cover an entire year in film as well as the foolishness of celebrities nudes leaking all over the damn place. We try to make sense of all the foolery, countdown our top 10 movies of the year, and then highlight some key elements from films that made the year what it is. Enjoy!

The final podcast of 2016 is here and right under the wire of the final days. Kristen and I take some time to make sense of all the celebs that have passed away before diving into our main topics: the terrible films Assassin's Creed and The Invitation, discuss the juxtaposition of dreams in Fences and La La Land, and what some of the highlights of the year were for us. Enjoy!

In an epic podcast, Joey Magidson from Awards Circuit joins Kristen and I to talk about everything from Hairspray Live and our ideal live musical productions, some crazy trailers including The Mummy, and we decompress from the end of Westworld season 1. Enjoy!

How have you all been in the past two weeks? I assume fine since nothing...oh what, a world changing election? Other mess? Of course. Well Kristen and I have soothed our souls enough to chat about the election of 2016, the messiness of new trailers for Ghost in the Shell and Beauty and the Beast, what works and didn't work in Arrival, and what we turn to for comfort in the foolery. We also do a Jane the (no longer) Virgin temperature check. Enjoy!