Lucius DeBeers convenes the Illuminati Council of Five to find a solution to his out-of-control flatulence, but Morgan Everett is only interested in dead 90s memes. Volkard Rand and Lucius argue over whether Interpol or Janus are responsible for his ass gas, and Bob Page idolizes the elderly.

The clock is ticking, 17% at a time...

Twitter user "p8stie" (aka Marie) made an amusing video about her trip to Kyoto that is, sadly, no longer available. To ensure her charm and sparkling wit remains for future generations to experience, this mirror has been uploaded for posterity.

God bless.

A lesson in hubris...

Highlighted from "Streaming Saturday: S.T.A.L.K.E.R Anomaly Part 15", streamed on Saturday November 4th, in which I play through the game as a pot-smoking Freedom member unraveling the mysteries of the Zone.

"Streaming Saturday" is once a week (unless it isn't), only on PeerTube:

What if it wasn't in Minecraft?

(...in GMod).

Special thanks to everybody who helped shape this video in the Sept.30th "GMod Follies" livestream:

A visitor to Kyoto gets more and less than they bargained for. Inspired by true events.

Thumbnail courtesy of @MojyoTakahashi on Twitter

In which sloppy work and incredibly good (and bad) fortune work hand in hand.

Highlighted from "Streaming Saturday: S.T.A.L.K.E.R Anomaly Part 6", streamed on Saturday June 17th, in which I (somewhat) badly play through the game as pot-smoking Freedom member who can just barely keep himself alive.

"Streaming Saturday" is once a week (unless it isn't), only on PeerTube:

https://twitter.com/MojyoTakahashi/status/1656204138588303361

A tale of hubris.

Highlighted from "Streaming Saturday: S.T.A.L.K.E.R Anomaly Part 1", streamed on Saturday Apr. 8th, in which I (very, VERY) badly play through the game as pot-smoking Freedom member who sucks at everything.

"Streaming Saturday" is once a week (unless it isn't), only on PeerTube:

BGM:

After attending a Ben Shapiro lecture at Hogwarts, a freshly radicalized Isaac Kleiner discovers that President Donald Trump is being held at the GloboHomo re-education facility "Nova Prospekt" and vows to break him free... no matter the cost.

Clipped from the April 1st GMod Follies stream, this is a shitpost video made from a shitpost of a livestream. There wasn't much to work with, but I did what I could.