Happy Accidents

Uptown A

Had it on once,

In the background

Of a Netflix

Free trial

Or charged to someone else's account

(maybe annie?)

As I came down off

Adderall,

Had a bag of bugles,

and a Pizza

Totinos, Dijorno,

I don't know, but

‘Yo'

This hits harder and stronger

than starr does

Iciocrazy live on every train and bus

CAR!

—cross.

“START WITH STREET EASY

THIS IS THE WORST

gAME

EvERRRRRRRR.

How to tell you're in an abusive relationship–and how to leave.

ALRIGHT, FUCK MANHATTAN. FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS–

[Meanwhile, back in the hood]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GUH.

Step 1: Walk away.

WHERE'S THE TRAIN.

Fuckthisplace.

WHERESTHETRAAAAAAAAAIn.

Meanwhile:

Theory 1: My roommate is personally hired by StreetEasy to make me so uncomfortable I give myself mental illness looking for an apartment.

ooh.

Theory 02:

Wait, that's my great great Grandmother.

Great-great-great–

Greeeeat.

Grandmother.

Oh. THat's.

Don't mind me,

I'm cringey, i”m creepin

I'm weak in the knees and

Honestly, forgot what i'm looking for

Just staring off into space

–Just had my mind blown

By the Illuminati

I forgot,

That wasn't me.

But

HARVEY

Survey Says:

Surveillance sees everything.

“The Rich Motherfuckers”

Well, the ball's in our court now.

All the balls are in all the courts are ours .

It's an expression.

I let manhattan mess with my head again

Should have never tried to be a resident

Or run for president

Whatever i said;

I should just shut up and take my medicine

My medicine

My–

For the most part

I'm just a monkey with no head

And a banana tucked under my arm

Riding my skateboard

While the weather is still warm, so

Moving forward

[working title]

How long is this gonna take?

YOu thnk thi is awful, just wait till you

Fuck it

Nevermind.

“The impenetrable Ten”

Kristen Whig (Wiig?)

Really I'm in?!

Wait, or–was that it.

I don't think so

*undeo*

IT was

Dammit. What's her name.

We'll get back to it.

Are you serious.

TIna Fey!

YES! I knew it.

Maya Rudolph

NIce.

Bala veda vanilla blueberry cordyceps!

Matcha pineapple!

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