Kerry and Jessie squee a lot over jerboas. Hop hop hop! 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbVcfBbrRXs Sex education for garbage people

Kerry Fact

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-tapping_screw A self-tapping screw is a screw that can tap its own hole as it is driven into the material.

http://digitalcommons.buffalostate.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1130&context=neha Telling Time for Archaeologists

Jessie Fact

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerboa The 2nd cutest animal on the planet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuM8kqayIrY Jerboas jerboaing around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juVp91FFYDY So cuuuuteeeeee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_owl This guy eats jerboas, but is also cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlQb5DMDiQ4 Fat pygmy jerboa

Random Topics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batu_Caves This cave has no jerboas

Homework

Listen to the awesome D&D Podcast They See Me Rollin featuring some of the funniest folks in Faerun http://www.crosstawk.com/newbusiness/category/they-see-me-rollin 

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Music by Engelwood 

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Jill joins us to talk queer baiting, cryptids, and rat kings 

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Jill Fact

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_baiting Queer baiting (sometimes written as queerbaiting and queer-baiting) is a term coined for a relatively recent socio-cultural phenomenon that affects LGBT+ (umbrella term: queer) fans of media, particularly audio-visual media like television series and films (but also other media like books, podcasts, radio shows, etc).

Kerry Fact

http://www.openculture.com/2016/03/mapping-the-sounds-of-greek-byzantine-churches-how-researchers-are-creating-museums-of-lost-sound.html Mapping the Sounds of Greek Byzantine Churches: How Researchers Are Creating “Museums of Lost Sound”

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Istanbul_036_(6498284165).jpg Interior of Hagia Sofia with annotations (this is cool, click it!)

Jessie Fact

http://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-dad-finds-pot-brownies-eats-of-them-says-mean/article_385099cc-649c-11e6-86a8-4728d60cb7fe.html Omaha dad finds pot brownies, eats 4 of them, says mean things to cat

Random Topics

http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Cryptid_Wiki Cryptid wiki

http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Tizzie-Whizie Tizzie-Whizie

http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Ratman_of_Southend The Ratman of Southend

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king Rat Kings

http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Bird-Beast_of_Var Bird-Beast of Var

Homework

Watch Warehouse 13

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Kerry and Jessie catch up and tell stories

Shownotes for Audio Hugs

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_in_the_High_Castle_(TV_series) Man in the High Castle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-Punch_Man One-Punch Man

http://shoutengine.com/AlphabetflightAMarvelEncyclopedicAdventure/ Alphabet Flight

http://shoutengine.com/MeLastYear/ Me, Last Year

Random Topics

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escutcheon_(furniture) An escutcheon is a general term for a decorative plate used to conceal a functioning, non-architectural item.

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door_furniture Door furniture or door hardware refers to any of the items that are attached to a door or a drawer to enhance its functionality or appearance.

• http://www.maximumfun.org/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/mbmbam-334-byoburger  MBMBaM BYOBurger

Homework

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Jessie and guest co-host Haidee teach Kerry about Juggalos

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRw9sLGPxuQ Mob Psycho 100 OST 2 - Explosion of Mob feelings

Juggalo Topics

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs Insane Clown Posse - Miracles (Official Music Video)

• http://juggalos.wikia.com/wiki/Insane_Clown_Posse Insane Clown Posse

• http://juggalos.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Juggalo_terms List of Juggalo terms

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN3XxYRptqw ICP - Homies

• http://juggalos.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Carnival Dark Carnival

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRgaTC9EFAs Insane Clown Posse - Fonz Pond

Homework

Be one pimp ass ninja and show some clown love

Taste test some Faygo

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Jessie has a weirdly deep voice in this one,

On this festive Christmas episode we talk about pagan Winter Solstice celebrations and goat men who steal children.

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Kerry Fact

• http://nerdist.com/harry-potters-sorting-hat-inspires-the-name-of-a-new-spider-species/ New spider species named for Harry Potter Sorting Hat

Jessie Fact

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group) Surviving members of Heaven’s Gate continue to maintain the cult’s website

• http://heavensgate.com/

Random Topics

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPJjBNa7WYY Mr. Heat Miser

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Do-Over Christmas Do Over movie

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_featuring_time_loops Time loops in movies

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_solstice#Observances Winter Solstice observances

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnalia Saturnalia

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son Saturn devouring his son

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree Christmas Tree

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus Santa Claus

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus Krampus

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyr Satyr

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet Zwarte Piet

Homework

Don’t get caught by Krampus, unless you want to

Tents are the Devil's house

Shownotes for Chuck Norris

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Random stuff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magicians_(Grossman_novel) The Magicians

Kerry Fact

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJDEsAy9RyM The WALKING WATER Mystery (in SPACE and SLOW MOTION!)

Jessie Fact

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOPZQHTNUs0 The Great Emu War

Random Topics

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enniscrone Enniscrone is a small seaside town in County Sligo, Ireland.

• Tree houses are great.

• Forts are great too, but not as great as tree houses.

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Irish_people list of notable Irish people

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cillian_Murphy Cillian Murphy is an Irish actor

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Crean_(explorer) was an Irish seaman and Antarctic explorer from Annascaul in County Kerry.

Homework

Build a treehouse

Kerry and Jessie talk about flaming goats, murdery saints and the space race. 

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Strange_(film) Doctor Strange

Jeiel Fact

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat The Gävle Goat (Gävlebocken) is a giant traditional Swedish Yule goat made of straw. What could go wrong?

• https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/big-birthday-but-no-candles-for-swedens-christmas-goat/2016/11/27/6cac9f8c-b4c8-11e6-939c-91749443c5e5_story.html Swedish Christmas goat burns on 50th anniversary

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zjJpFYtx9s Arson as a Christmas Tradition: The Gävle Goat

Jessie Fact

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev Olga of Kiev was a bad ass lady who killed lots of dudes in all sorts of creative ways but was still cannonized as a saint.

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1hR9rpvS74 Creative Weapons of the Medieval Era

Random Topics

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanguard_TV3BU Vanguard Test Vehicle Three Backup

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:1958-02-06_Vanguard_Fails_in_Second_Launching.ogv

Homework

Do a gay thing, see if you like it.

Kerry and Jessie talk to Meadow about clothes and baby kings.

Fun Facts:

Meadow Fact

• https://www.reference.com/science/don-t-fish-die-lightning-hits-sea-974bef0b9f0feec Why don’t fish die when lightning hits the sea?

Kerry Fact

• http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/why-women-pretended-to-be-creepy-rocks-and-trees-in-nyc-parks-during-wwi The Janes who made the camo

Jessie Fact

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_iNRGac_uM What if everyone lived in just one city?

Random Topics

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waist_(clothing) Ladies clothing in the 19th century

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corset Corsets

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_VII_of_the_United_Kingdom Edward VII and the Edwardian Era

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_I_of_France  John I of France was King of France for 5 days before he went to the Baby King Ranch where he lived a long and happy life with puppies and rainbows and all his baby king friends..

Music

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Don%27t_Mean_a_Thing_If_It_Ain%27t_Got_That_Swing_(album)#/random It Don’t Mean a Thing If It Ain’t Got That Swing by Duke Ellington

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDQpZT3GhDg

Homework

Research baby kings

Find Meadow on The Woven Road at http://www.thewovenroad.com/

Kerry and Jessie are mad at hodads stealing their wax.

Kerry Fact

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrrharctia_isabella Woolly Bear caterpillars have antifreeze in their tissues!

Jessie Fact

• http://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/10/what-a-legless-mouse-tells-us-about-snake-evolution/504779/ Legless snake mice?!

• http://www.livescience.com/50886-scientific-progress-dino-chicken.html Dino chicken

Random Topics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutur-e_Sadeq_Khan Small Iranian Village #WikiWicket

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_Zechariah The Tomb of Zechariah is an unfinished monolith in Israel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg-and-dart Egg and dart is an ornamental motif of alternating elements egg and dart or arrow

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motif_(visual_arts) A motif is an element in iconography

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme A meme is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture".

Music

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Artifacts Ancient Artifacts

• https://youtu.be/UUINgHgjmgA (I Hate) Surfin' in H.B.

Homework

What should Kerry teach Hugo besides crime

Extra credit: make a chicken dinosaur

Music by Engelwood 

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