Today's show is asking you to Strap on your combat boots and uphold privilege! Can I get my mail on time? USPS is in real trouble and so are we this election year. Can you buy me a Hermes? Spending your money on shit and then begging for handouts? Listen to Jay Z's "The Story of OJ" (A Billionaire's Guide to Riches).

U.S. Government FINALLY confirms the exists of life outside of Earth. Uh duh, we already knew this shit, but thanks for letting us know we aren't crazy! Another artist and his baby mama! Why do we keep making this seem like a cool wave to ride? Come on ladies we have to ask for more! Life after Rona what will it be like and will you go back to being the same douche bag you were before?