Rank & Vile

Filling in for Ryan this week is Nonplayable Kyle as he and Quincy talk about one of the most bugfuck insane movies of all time: NOCTURNA!

Filling in for Quincy this week is author Foz Meadows as they and Ryan dig into THE ORPHANAGE! Also discussed are Poltergeist truthers, the deconstruction of Creepy Kid Horror, and why horror and romance both get a bad rap!

On this episode, we dig into the surprisingly great ORCA: THE KILLER WHALE and cocaine-powered shitshow SLAUGHTER HIGH! Also discussed are Junji Ito, which cryptid is the most kissable, and the loneliest whale in the world!

On this episode, we rank JOHN CARPENTER'S GHOSTS OF MARS, BLOODLUST, and NEKROMANTIK! Also discussed are Jason Statham doing Statham things, Fire Emblem addiction, and frosted tips.

Filling in for Ryan this week is longtime buddy of the show Nonplayable Kyle as he and Quincy dig into RIDER OF THE SKULLS! Also discussed are cats who need to put their feet down, Will Smith as Old Boy, and Ryan almost certainly dying in a cabin in the woods!

Filling in for Quincy this week is author Sarah Gailey as they and Ryan do a vampire two-fer with TWILIGHT and BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA! Also discussed: the enduring magic of Bunnicula, Keanu Reeves' Extremely Good British Accent, and Smile Piles.

On this episode, we're doing the Lord's work as we dig into all three BLADE movies: BLADE, BLADE II, and BLADE: TRINITY! We talk about Triple H's chrome fangs, the wonders of Stephen Dorff's IMDB page, and how Ryan Reynolds is not enough to save your movie.

On this episode, we dig into STRAIGHT EDGE KEGGER and Linda Blair schlockfest GROTESQUE! We also dig into being an aging punk rocker, MTV's FEAR, and aggro straight-edge teenagers!

On this episode, we dig into ICHI THE KILLER, HANDS OF STEEL, BIO-COPS, and JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER! Jesus, there's just. So much torture in ICHI THE KILLER. I just absolutely cannot oversell the amount of torture that happens. More torture than most movies.

On this episode, we talk about THE LOVED ONES, SATAN RETURNS, THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS, and THE ALIEN FACTOR! We also talk about rubber suits, metal band mascots, and satanic birthmarks.