Rant Theory

AND GOD DID SAY TO US: Maketh a podcast out of this twig and these berries. And we did rejoice, until we realised, it looked a bit like a dick. AND LO, GOD DID LOL AT OUR FOLLIES and yay, we were smoten. SPOIL'D! You asked for it! Monster Hunter on the 3DS, SPOILED! Oh right. Also Bioshock Infinite. In fact, this podcast contains INFINITE SPOILERS. Like, all of them. The whole thing. But not til like an hour in...so fair fucking warning. Download! Rant Theory Podcast #73 Bioshock Infinite SPOILD and others Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

SAM SATTY! Wooo! Finally we get to sink our teeth into the retail copy of the internet's most recent whipping boy, Simcity. LOGGING IN JOKE! HAHA! Fucking certified humourologist over here! We also take a quick geez at the realtime tessellations of Crysis 3 and a passing glance Tomb Raider, which lasts slightly too long and we get busted and feel super guilty about it. DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #72: SimCast Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

Rant Theory #71, now with 76 giggaflaps of ddrveeram. It will be able to stream, from the cloud, you hopes and dreams and will be able to play, literally, all the graphics in the world. *COUGH aspirational COUGH* In this cast we talk about the Playstation 4, the Simcity beta, The Room and a stack of other shit. Just the shit though, we barely reference the stack at all. DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #71: THE FEWCHAAA Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

Like a magical journey into another world, Rant Theory Podcast is back. We are the boy's who will save the world. In this episode we get down with Ni no Kuni, free to play wunderkind Warframe and even a little bit of 2012 with Infamous. Just letting the faithful know, our release schedule from now on will be, podcast one week, video the next. If you haven't already go check out our YouTube stuff! Rant Theory Presents Download! Rant Theory Podcast #70 Ni No War Farts Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes and flying directly up your left trouser leg, the Rant Theory Podcast is back!  And what a cast to return on! The Goatsy of the year!  Listen in and hear what we have to say about the year that was. Last year. 2012. DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory podcast Goatsy of the Year 2012 WINNERS!Hey want to know if you won our Cards Against Humanity comp?Head over to our new forum to find out! The results will be up soon!Rant Theory forums! Or check out our mint new youtube content!Rant Theory Presents Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Thanks for bearing with us too folks, we appreciate your patience and support!

Hey remember when we used to talk about Nintendo stuff ? Yeah me neither. Mainly because it's dumb and for children. Well this time, we make up for it, BY TAKING A MASSIVE SHIT ON THE WII U. Not really. We did have a good crack at one though and here's our impressions. In podcast form. Also some other shit. GET! Download! Rant Theory Podcast #69 Wine 'Em, Dine 'em  Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Competition is over! Thanks for your entries! Results soon!

Hello? Is can you hear us? Is this thing on? That sound you can hear is the sound of a Telstra exchange being burned down. Now listen to this podcast recorded in the midst of NO INTERNET. THE HORROR. Also no landlines. But who gives a fuck about that. All those telemarketers must think I'm DEAD. In this one we talk about Assassin's Creed 3....again. Walking dead....probably and a bunch of other cool cool shit. Probably. OH AND DUBSTEP. I wrote it. Well. My iPad did. DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #68 Telstrapocalypse Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

WE ARE ALL THE BEST OF FRIENDS! That call each other obscene things a lot. That's normal. It is. More Assassins Creed, Jay Z Balls (NBA 2K13) and some other kooky horseshit. Like Pete Molyneux's kooky 'Confusion'. Or...."inception'......'Frustracity"? WHATEVER, JUS LISSEN. PS Listen all the way til the end. HOLY FUCK. DOWNLOAD!  Rant Theory Podcast #67 My 3 Podcast Friends Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Our contest closes soon! Get your shit in soon! Send entries to: [email protected], tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!

THIS SHIT BE EVIL. This episode is BRIMMING with Satan. It runs for exactly 66 minutes and 6 seconds. Not really. At all. Not even any evil games. Assassins Creed 3 and Need for Speed: Most Wanted? Cars are evil? Killing the planet? Fuck. I don't know. PS Stay tuned for some A grade dumb at the end. It's like a little window into our process. That you wished you never looked into. DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #66: The podcast of the beast Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Our contest closes soon! Get your shit in soon! Send entries to: [email protected], tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!

WE LOVE YOUUUUUU! Not you. Ok....you're alright. You have a weird hair style. You shouldn't be eating that anymore. Seriously man. FUCK. Despite your many tragic problems though, WE WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR WONDERFUL QUESTIONS! What a deal! What a wondrous deal! You can't go wrong really. We tackle some SERIOUS SHIT in this cast. For real yo. It gets real. Really. DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Minicast: Discussin by demand Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Keep the entries for our Cards Against Humanity comp coming! Send entries to: [email protected], tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!