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Who'd dare approach the throne of Nicki Minaj?! Those idiots Moulz & Mel, of course. Are they humble subjects of Her Majesty, or disrespectful fools, destined to be slaughtered by Barbz at the palace gates? SPECIAL GUEST REVIEWER: @Ad8AndFriends ------------- Intro (0:00) -- The Rating System, Explained (3:06 - 8:26) -- Queen Info (24:29) -- Track 1: "Ganja Burn" (41:33) -- Track 2: "Majesty" (54:27) -- Track 3: "Barbie Dreams" (1:15:04) -- Track 4: "Rich Sex" (1:26:09) -- Track 5: "Hard White" [w/ @Ad8AndFriends] (1:32:17) -- Track 6: "Bed" (2:27:03) -- Track 7: "Thought I Knew You" (2:35:00) -- Track 8: "Run & Hide" (2:41:53) -- Track 9: "Chun Swae" (2:45:49) -- Track 10: "Chun-Li" (2:53:14) -- Track 11: "LLC" (2:58:01) -- Track 12: "Good Form" (3:05:38) -- Track 13: "Nip Tuck" (3:10:35) -- Track 14: "2 Lit 2 Late Interlude" (3:15:12) -- Track 15: "Come See About Me" (3:17:56) -- Track 16: "Sir" (3:24:08) -- Track 17: "Miami" (3:28:15) -- Track 18: "Coco Chanel" + Track 19: "Inspirations (Outro)" (3:32:49) -- Ranking Queen (3:39:38) -- Outro (3:45:21)

Moulz & Mel travel to Atlanta to meet up with Ludacris and find out what that mouf do. SPECIAL GUEST REVIEWER: @K1ngEljay ------------ Intro (0:00) -- The Rating System, Explained (3:41 - 7:58) -- I Was Fuckin' Trippin' (24:46) -- Word Of Mouf Info (41:48) -- Track 1: "Coming 2 America" (1:09:10) -- Track 2: "Rollout (My Business)" (1:18:33) -- Track 3: "Go 2 Sleep" (1:27:10) -- Track 4: "Cry Babies (Oh No)" (1:38:35) -- Track 5: "She Said" (1:44:21) -- Track 6: "Howhere (Skit)" (1:50:39) -- Track 7: "Area Codes" (1:52:25) -- Track 8: "Growing Pains" (2:04:53) -- Track 9: "Greatest Hits (Skit)" (2:16:30) -- Track 10: "Move Bitch" (2:18:49) -- Track 11: "Stop Lying (Skit)" (2:30:04) -- Track 12: "Saturday (Oooh Oooh!)" (2:34:35) -- Track 13: "Keep It On The Hush" (2:42:40) -- Track 14: "Word Of Mouf (Freestyle)" (2:50:40) -- Track 15: "Get The Fuck Back" (2:53:41) -- Track 16: "Freaky Thangs" (3:00:24) -- Track 17: "Cold Outside" [w/ @K1ngEljay] (3:07:20) -- Track 18: "Block Lockdown" / "Welcome To Atlanta" (4:17:04) -- Ranking Word Of Mouf (4:28:47) -- Outro (4:34:00)

The Chronic is widely accepted to be a classic album, so Moulz & Mel had to smoke it to find out for themselves. Will they get as high as the rest of the world, or will they dare question its potency? SPECIAL GUEST REVIEWER: @RappersRActors ----------------- Intro (0:00) -- The Rating System, Explained (3:40 - 6:18) -- The Chronic Info (26:33) -- Track 1: "The Chronic (Intro)" (39:11) -- Track 2: "Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')" (48:22) -- Track 3: "Let Me Ride" (1:07:06) -- Track 4: "The Day The Niggaz Took Over" (1:20:18) -- Track 5: "Nuthin' But A G Thang" (1:35:40) -- Track 6: "Deeez Nuuuts" (1:45:52) -- Track 7: "Lil' Ghetto Boy" [w/ @RappersRActors] (1:54:06) -- Track 8: "A Nigga Witta Gun" (2:37:48) -- Track 9: "Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat" (2:43:24) -- Track 10: "The $20 Sack Pyramid (Skit)" (2:50:08) -- Track 11: "Lyrical Gangbang" (2:54:48) -- Track 12: "High Powered" (3:04:21) -- Track 13: "The Doctor's Office (Skit)" (3:10:38) -- Track 14: "Stranded On Death Row" (3:14:06) -- Track 15: "The Roach (The Chronic Outro)" (3:21:22) -- Track 16: "Bitches Ain't Shit" (3:26:09) -- Ranking The Chronic (3:36:34) -- Outro (3:45:50) [Audio remastered on 1/4/2022.]

Moulz & Mel take a road trip with UGK. Let's hope they don't get pulled over. SPECIAL GUEST REVIEWER: @alshipley ---------- Intro (0:00) -- The Rating System, Explained (3:55 - 7:45) -- Ridin' Dirty Info (22:53) -- Track 1: "Intro" (35:02) -- Track 2: "One Day" (40:42) -- Track 3: "Murder" (56:52) -- Track 4: "Pinky Ring" [w/ @alshipley] (1:06:45) -- Track 5: "Diamonds & Wood" (1:48:25) -- Track 6: "3 In The Mornin'" (1:56:55) -- Track 7: "Touched" (2:04:28) -- Track 8: "Fuck My Car" (2:14:14) -- Track 9: "That's Why I Carry" (2:20:44) -- Track 10: "Hi-Life" (2:27:00) -- Track 11: "Good Stuff" (2:33:29) -- Track 12: "Ridin' Dirty" (2:38:25) -- Track 13: "Outro" (2:46:17) -- Ranking Ridin' Dirty (2:50:17) -- Outro (3:01:27) [Audio remastered on 10/15/25.]

Moulz & Mel pull up to the dojo to challenge Kung Fu Kenny and his Pulitzer Prize-winning album, DAMN. Will they earn his respect, or will they be humbo'd? --------- Intro (0:00) -- The Rating System, Explained (4:09 - 8:29) -- DAMN. Info (37:39) -- Track 1: "BLOOD." (1:00:18) -- Track 2: "DNA." (1:13:24) -- Track 3: "YAH." (1:28:05) -- Track 4: "ELEMENT." (1:41:21) -- Track 5: "FEEL." (1:57:19) -- Track 6: "LOYALTY." (2:06:49) -- Track 7: "PRIDE." (2:14:56) -- Track 8: "HUMBLE." (2:24:36) -- Track 9: "LUST." (2:35:28) -- Track 10: "LOVE." (2:43:55) -- Track 11: "XXX." (2:49:29) -- Track 12: "FEAR." (3:01:51) -- Track 13: "GOD." (3:18:59) -- Track 14: "DUCKWORTH." (3:28:56) -- Backwards Listen Findings (3:34:11) -- Ranking DAMN. (3:47:11) -- Outro (4:00:24) [Audio remastered on 8/3/2022.]

Moulz & Mel take a trip back to 1987 to investigate this whole "God MC" thing they've been hearing so much about. Will they find out that he "ain't no joke", or will they recommend this "microphone fiend" hit rehab? SPECIAL GUEST REVIEWER: @Dart_Adams ------------ Intro (0:00) -- The Rating System, Explained (3:55 - 6:48) -- Paid In Full Info (28:20) -- Track 1: "I Ain't No Joke" (38:26) -- Track 2: "Eric B. Is On The Cut" (55:46) -- Track 3: "My Melody" (1:00:19) -- Track 4: "I Know You Got Soul" (1:13:15) -- Track 5: "Move The Crowd" (1:23:08) -- Track 6: "Paid In Full" (1:33:04) -- Track 7: "As The Rhyme Goes On" [w/ @Dart_Adams] (1:44:31) -- Track 8: "Chinese Arithmetic" (2:44:18) -- Track 9: "Eric B. Is President" (2:48:25) -- Track 10: "Extended Beat" (2:55:56) -- Ranking Paid In Full (3:02:59) -- Outro (3:10:43) [Audio remastered on 10/26/24.]

Mel seeks to finally define his relationship with Playboi Carti's music, as Moulz attempts to learn Cartinese lest he die un-lit. How do you do, fellow kids!? SPECIAL GUEST REVIEWERS: @CrowleyHead @itsVanBuren ---------------- Intro (0:00) -- The Rating System, Explained (2:40) -- Die Lit Info (19:33) -- Track 1: "Long Time (Intro)" (30:10) -- Track 2: "R.I.P." (35:23) -- Track 3: "Lean 4 Real" (43:01) -- Track 4: "Old Money" (48:05) -- Track 5: "Love Hurts" (53:20) -- Track 6: "Shoota" [w/ @CrowleyHead] (1:01:20) -- Track 7: "Right Now" (1:30:31) -- Track 8: "Poke It Out" (1:34:08) -- Track 9: "Home (K.O.D.)" (1:38:44) -- Track 10: "Fell In Luv" (1:42:36) -- Track 11: "Foreign" (1:46:47) -- Track 12: "Pull Up" (1:49:15) -- Track 13: "Mileage" (1:54:23) -- Track 14: "Flatbed Freestyle" [w/ @itsVanBuren] (2:00:49) -- Track 15: "No Time" (2:35:34) -- Track 16: "Middle of the Summer" (2:44:04) -- Track 17: "Choppa Won't Miss" (2:46:58) -- Track 18: "R.I.P. Fredo (Notice Me)" (2:50:22) -- Track 19: "Top" (2:52:52) -- Ranking Die Lit (2:55:48) -- Outro (3:02:47) [Audio remastered on 12/30/2021.]

G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT! Coming off of their Graduation review, Moulz and Mel take off the pink Polos and throw on the bulletproof vests because it's time to settle who truly won the Great War of 2007 and shifted the course of hip-hop. ------------------------- Intro (0:00) -- The Rating System, Explained (2:26) -- I Was F*ckin' Trippin' (5:57) -- Curtis Info (20:43) -- Track 1: "Intro" (1:03:20) -- Track 2: "My Gun Go Off" (1:06:07) -- Track 3: "Man Down" (1:12:51) -- Track 4: "I'll Still Kill" (1:18:52) -- Track 5: "I Get Money" (1:26:41) -- Track 6: "Come & Go" (1:35:25) -- Track 7: "Ayo Technology" (1:41:34) -- Track 8: "Follow My Lead" (1:52:50) -- Track 9: "Movin' On Up" (2:01:26) -- Track 10: "Straight To The Bank" (2:07:34) -- Track 11: "Amusement Park" (2:12:20) -- Track 12: "Fully Loaded Clip" (2:19:05) -- Track 13: "Peep Show" (2:24:13) -- Track 14: "Fire" (2:29:40) -- Track 15: "All Of Me" (2:33:35) -- Track 16: "Curtis 187" (2:37:52) -- Track 17: "Touch The Sky" (2:43:11) -- Track 18: "I Get Money [Forbes 1, 2, 3 Remix]" (2:48:24) -- Ranking Curtis (2:50:24) -- Outro (3:06:07) [Audio remastered on 9/18/2022.]

Moulz & Mel tackle the current #2 album (damn you, Kenny Chesney!) in America, Drake's Dark Lane Demo Tapes. Is it scary hours for The Boy? Or is it a classic ting? Woi-oi! ------------------------- Intro (0:00) -- Track 1: "Deep Pockets" (6:03) -- Track 2: "When To Say When" (15:07) -- Track 3: "Chicago Freestyle" (23:09) -- Track 4: "Not You Too" (31:33) -- Track 5: "Toosie Slide" (42:22) -- Track 6: "Desires" (53:50) -- Track 7: "Time Flies" (1:02:49) -- Track 8: "Landed" (1:08:42) -- Track 9: "D4L Freestyle" (1:12:11) -- Track 10: "Pain 1993" (1:21:30) -- Track 11: "Losses" (1:41:10) -- Track 12: "From Florida With Love" (1:49:52) -- Track 13: "Demons" (1:56:50) -- Track 14: "War" (2:02:43) -- Rating Dark Lane Demo Tapes (2:13:09)

Moulz & Mel kick this whole thing off properly by getting one of the most controversial and influential artists in hip-hop history, Kanye West, on The Board! ------------------------- Intro (0:00) -- The Rating System, Explained (5:54) -- Graduation Info (33:18) -- Track 1: "Good Morning" (1:10:59) -- Track 2: "Champion" (1:31:02) -- Track 3: "Stronger" (1:46:08) -- Track 4: "I Wonder" (2:12:58) -- Track 5: "Good Life" (2:28:02) -- Track 6: "Can't Tell Me Nothing" (2:43:50) -- Track 7: "Barry Bonds" (3:00:01) -- Track 8: "Drunk and Hot Girls" (3:11:43) -- Track 9: "Flashing Lights" (3:26:53) -- Track 10: "Everything I Am" (3:43:21) -- Track 11: "The Glory" (3:53:43) -- Track 12: "Homecoming" (4:01:36) -- Track 13: "Big Brother" (4:16:34) -- Track 14: "Good Night" (4:32:32) -- Ranking Graduation (4:42:12) -- Outro (4:52:39) [Audio remastered on 6/15/2021.]