We're getting niche already, as this week it's porn about rappers with producer/composer Shawn 'Beatzart' Whitted. I considered writing a rap for this description, but decided to save us both the mediocrity. We talk about his song in the movie Alvin & Chipmunks: Chipwrecked and working with Michael Jackson's engineer. Then he tells me the craziest thing he's done in the studio, where I learn about a game called "hide and go get it." Wild stuff. We get into some talk about dating in LA, but stick around cause Shawn's got some of the best answers for my misleadingly titled porn lightning round thus far.