We kibbitz about the late great Rodney Dangerfield's naked trend-cash-grab 1983 single, "Rappin' Rodney." We explore his choices made at what was the height of his fame, discover the song’s backup vocalists connection to Zoology, and offer an in-depth character study of Rodney's mirror image nemesis, Crodney Rangerfield. We also envision how Dangerfield might have used erectile dysfunction drug themes in his routine.