For our holiday special we unwrap the stocking stuffer “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” from the yuletide duo known as Elmo and Patsy. It’s a portrait of family betrayal, grizzly murder, bizarre prenuptual agreements, medieval german fairy tales, incestuous cousins, the need for an elveaphile registry, and the mythology of parody country stars. We also talk to our grandma expert for an overlooked forensic perspective. This holiday season, everyone is a suspect.