Directed by: Jalmari Helander

Starring: A lot of fuckers you never heard of.

On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation so that he can be bought and sold into sexual slavery. And then there's Santa's elves, who are determined to free their leader...

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