George Clooney is a divorce lawyer, Catherine Zeta-Jones is a gold digger, and they fall in love after some very confusing plot twists and turns. There are too many convertibles, many unethical and dis-barrable situations, inexplicable accents, and we have many thoughts.

A 1987 RomCom starting Patrick Dempsey when he was McCreepy instead of McDreamy. In a scheme to become popular during his senior year, he pays the captain of the cheerleading squad, Cindy to pretend to date him. The plan works a little too well and there are a lot of fart jokes, Patrick Dempsey wearing half-buttoned shirts and/or shirts with no sleeves, numerous plot holes, a young Seth Green, and we have many thoughts.

It’s not Pretty Woman, but Julia Roberts and Richard Gere are together again playing a commitment-phobic small town gal and a slightly sleazy columnist guy who are each trying to prove something. There are horses and hounds, a top-notch FedEx joke, probably too much breaking and entering, and we have many thoughts.

In the final film of our favorite Netflix RomCom series, Lara Jean and Peter are in their senior year and figuring out how to stay together when looming moves to different colleges threatens to tear them apart. There are promposals, inept chaperones, mom jeans, Peter Kavinsky is still perfect, and we have many thoughts.

In one of the RomComs that made Huge Grant a RomCom king, he and his friends attend a plethora of events and bumble their way through romantic encounters. There are confusing plot points, Andie MacDowell basically just reads lines rather than acts, Mr. Bean is not Mr. Bean, and we have many thoughts.

It’s a big fat lie that this is a RomCom — this flick is definitely more action-comedy — but regardless Sam Rockwell stars as a hitman and Anna Kendrick stars as a woman/t-rex who falls in love with him in a matter of hours. There were way too many goons, a love timeline that not even The Bachelor would believe, some very anxiety-inducing scenes with knife throwing, and we have many thoughts.

A man wants to sue a dating app company after it fails to live up to its guarantee that he’ll fall in love, but he winds up finding true love with his lawyer instead. There is too much Tiffany music, absolutely no stakes or obstacles in the way of the lead couple’s romance, basically nothing happens in 90 minutes, and we have many thoughts.

In one of the most classic RomComs ever, Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal star as two neurotic people who try to just be friends but can’t help but fall for each other. There is a lot of banter, confusing timelines, picky eaters, poorly-named men, and we have many thoughts.

In the third installment of the Christmas Prince franchise, Richard and Amber are expecting baby No. 1, but they can’t enjoy their nesting period because a v. important treaty goes missing and if they don’t find it, their baby will be cursed. Mmmk. There are visitors from another country, a black-tie baby shower, Amber has the magical ability to pause labor but absolutely no sense of what it means to be queen, and we have many thoughts.

A real-life husband and wife star in this Netflix Christmas RomCom about a guy who pretends to be a ranch hand in order to get close to the family and convince them to sell their land. There are clever characters, wacky timelines, slo-mo montages, *very tall buildings,* and we have many thoughts.