Best of Best of 2023.

Yes, “selofan” is Greek for “cellophane.” Good guess, Ethan!

Songs about bikes, modern societies, drinking with peers, and love.

“Choose your hummus flavors to Coffin Daggers”

Back half of 2023.

It’s the least we could do. Preserve the mark they made on this culture.

With Booth in his kerchief and Bill in his cap, they had both just awoken from a seasonal depression nap. Hark!

While these may not be the greatest songs ever written (hell, they aren’t even the greatest Christmas songs ever written), we can guarantee they are the best of the best in Christmas songs featuring a horn and that’s what we’re all here for, right?

Please enjoy this audio recording of a chat with Daryl. We taped a couple live songs—fair warning: I blew out the set-up by roasting my guitar in a hot car all day beforehand (ewps).

Trace the wild adventures of two childhood pals who decide to shove their dead-end jobs and become punk rock soundbite archivists.