On this Very Special Episode of Unsolved Mysteries (S02 EP09): "Murder in Mesa", "Schmouly's Search for a Soldier", "KGB Spooks" and "Night Stalker Tipster". We promise we'll get back to the jokes next time RUMPers.

Season 2, episode 8: In "Sonny Liston", a foreshadowing of future developments for the pod when Robbie and Crystal speculate who would win in a boxing match of Robert Stack vs. William Shatner; "Sharon's Search" provides an opportunity for Crystal to do a wellness check on Robbie as they fail to move on from the segment; and, "Elizabeth Campbell kidnapping". Stick around for the Marvel-after-the-credits thing we did for this one. #ZamundaForever

We have an in-depth discussion of Unsolved Mysteries Season 2, Episode 7: "Christmas Party Murder", "Psychic Fraud", "Drummond's Dollars", and "Coma Recovery". Crystal goes on for AWHILE about the British royal family, and we introduce a new #RUMPer contest.

We review Season 2, Episode 6 of Unsolved Mysteries: "Rudolf Hess Parts 1 & 2", "Confused in Montana", and "Arlington Murder". Play the #RUMPer drinking game with us: drink every time we say "Nazi" in this episode(trust us, we'd rather not be).

We discuss Season 2, Episode 5 of Unsolved Mysteries: "Platinum Pilfer," "Update: Orphan Train," "Marfa Ghost Lights," "Greeting Card Killer," and "Trying to Score Some Carauna". This episode brought to you by that thing of when you live alone, heat up a Totino's, cut it up, and eat that lil pizza straight off the box it came in.

For season 2, episode 4 of Unsolved Mysteries, we discuss the segments "Double Life in Lyons Nebraska", "Locust Grove Family Reunion", "Update: Prison Break", and "Chicago Confidential". We also give an exhaustive list of businesses in the Lyons and Locust Grove areas, and provide an inside look at how Hollywood does awards season to itself for itself. This episode brought to you by your local Pizza Factory.

In season 2, episode 3 we get a Stack-packed episode of intrigue and maritime horrors: "Virginia Unexplained Death," "Update: Thanks Lt. Stevens," "Coin Scam," "Missing Boat Crew of the Sara Jo", AND "Baltimore Babynapping".

We review Season 2, Episode 2 of Unsolved Mysteries: "Realtor Murder," "Miracle Cross," "Update: Robbinghood," and "Nudist Fraud". This episode brought to you by your independent, locally-operated VHS rental store (possibly with an adult section behind the beaded curtain, but you'll have to show the guy at the counter your ID first).

A new year, a new you, a new season of UNSOLVED MYSTERIES. We discuss season 2, episode 1: "Molester Cop," "Thanks Lieutenant Stevens," and "Roswell Pts. 1 & 2". This episode brought to you by the New Mexico Board of Tourism.

"Gary Goff & the Satanic Panic", "Tragedy on the Tracks: An Update", "Missing Time", AND "Help Us Find Rogis Kane!"