While procrastinating talking about from another woo-peddling two-part Unsolved Mysteries segment, Robbie & Crystal attempt to turn this into a film podcast. Unsolved Mysteries season 6, episode 19: "Healing Touch", "Not Suicidal", "Shigemoto's Bodyguard" and "Fatal Obsession". The password is Fidelio. 

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Robbie & Crystal rank holiday cookies & somehow this still isn't a food podcast. Unsolved Mysteries season 6 episode 18: "Mother's Instinct", "Temple President Murder", "Swoops & Squats" and "Grady's Bible". The episode that is chock full of hometown segments!  

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Sometimes a plane guy is just a plane guy. Season 6, episode 17 of Unsolved Mysteries: "Incredible Journeys", "Interceptors", "Shroud of Turin: Update" and "Whistle Blown". They're all good boys, Robbie. 

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Robbie & Crystal reinforce their disbelief in saintly sites. RIP Dick Hansen. Unsolved Mysteries season 6, episode 16: "Lourdes", "Drug Playboy", "Sunnyvale Stalker" and "Tornado Baby". What would it take for you to call the Unsolved Mysteries call center?

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Crystal & Robbie discuss an ASMR video for Halloween this year. Back to our regularly scheduled programming next time!

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CW: creepy crawlies intro. Crystal's house faces a mysterious invasion, and both hosts will do anything they can do avoid actually discussing an episode of Unsolved Mysteries (what's new?) Season 6 Episode 15 of UM: 'Resurrection Mary', 'Little Girl Lost', 'Victor Gerena' and 'Viet Pilot's Daughter'. Crystal gets too many emails. 

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Robbie & Crystal weigh in on the platonic ideal of a hamburger. Unsolved Mysteries Season 6, Episode 14: "Mystery Mummy", "Mississippi Hangings", "Baby Girl X" and "Jeanne Boylan". **We must rescind all promotions of a certain fast food taco chain after both hosts experienced extreme intestinal distress following the recoding of this episode.  

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Crystal has returned from abroad & Robbie has reached a food milestone. Unsolved Mysteries season 6, episode 13: "Missing Angel", "Mystery Man", "Missing Teacher" and "Meredith's Mom". 

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Crystal & Robbie start by telescoping back and forth through time & parallel dimensions. Then, they eventually discuss season 6 episode 12 of Unsolved Mysteries: 'Armando Garcia', 'Suddenly Siblings', 'A Couple of Good Men' and 'Canadian Camper'. 

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Robbie and Crystal talk about cellphones and spellcheck as if they have never encountered them before. Unsolved Mysteries season 6, episode 12: 'Murder 101', 'Who Saved My Life?', 'Payback Killer', and 'Death and Disappearance'.

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