This week we’re back at the titular factory to process some of the weirder items on our conveyor belt: our accidental joint-read of The Handmaid’s Secret, Becca’s manicure-turned-nail-surgery, our occupations in a past life, Tucker’s Jurassic Park-sponsored haircut, reaching the end of Tinder, and BED BUGS because why the heck not!

Also, for the record, snack plates and graphic tees are back in a big way.

We’ll circle back next week, but until then, please change the water cooler jug if you’re the last to use it.

Best,

Tucker & Becca

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