Here’s what's on the docket this week: Becca preps for the US Open (shoutout Aunt Jenny), Tucker campaigns for the return of movie bloopers & shorter runtimes in general, and John Pork infiltrates the content pipeline. PLUS: J.Lo vs. roach, confessions of cursed Google searches, and a Dodger Dog blood oath. Also, we’re back on Benson Boone, having words with guilt-trip TikToks, and lamenting the loss of weekend plans for extra time at the factory. Breakout sessions include: cereal milk, oyster math, and LED bachelor pads. We’ll circle back soon, but until then: like, download & don’t forget to unmute before you speak. It’s not that cute anymore. 

Best, Tucker & Becca

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Team, strap in, because this week’s docket is chock-full of top-shelf actionable items. Namely: celebrity follows, Amber Alerts, and Becca’s catapult to fame on the official Hamilton instagram (still no word from Lin). On the other side of the cubicle, Tucker learns about Baby Tucker, which, shockingly, isn’t just what he was called as a baby, and challenges Becca to an armpit-pimple off that’s making HR blush real rosy. ALSO discussed: unsolicited phone calls, back-to-school deals and a quick touch-base on the octopus urban planning initiative (spoiler alert: we’re scared). We’ll circle back next week, but until then, please don’t steal your coworker’s lunch from the fridge. It’s tacky. 

Best, 

Tucker & Becca 

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This week we’re back at the titular factory to process some of the weirder items on our conveyor belt: our accidental joint-read of The Handmaid’s Secret, Becca’s manicure-turned-nail-surgery, our occupations in a past life, Tucker’s Jurassic Park-sponsored haircut, reaching the end of Tinder, and BED BUGS because why the heck not!

Also, for the record, snack plates and graphic tees are back in a big way.

We’ll circle back next week, but until then, please change the water cooler jug if you’re the last to use it.

Best,

Tucker & Becca

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This week at the factory, things take a turn for the filthy as we swap body-fluid stories for nearly the entire hour, but it’s okay because there’s no such thing as too much piss! When we aren’t getting into the nitty-shitties, we’re uncovering the mystery of Becca’s Portuguese panties, which remains unsolved (look out for a tip line & a LARGE reward)!! Also discussed: the song of the summer (or lack thereof), yogurt (the frozen kind AND the kind that makes Tucker gag), The Summer I Turned Pretty & the concept of being in love with one’s psychiatrist. We’ll touch base next week, but until then: rate, review and block off an extra hour for lunch. You deserve it.

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This week at the factory, Becca returns from Portugal with what could be glaucoma, a suitcase full of Lin-Manuel Miranda drag, and a gluten-stuffed stomach. There’s a lot to catch up on including Tucker’s foot situation, a near miss with a bitch slap, and a possible joint-case of Legionnaires’ disease.

If that’s not enough, we also dive into KPOP Demon hunters and discuss what we’d do with the other’s body in a Freaky Friday situation, so things are very much back to normal!

We’ll circle back next week, but until then: rate, review and close your tabs before sharing your screen.

Best,

Tucker & Becca

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This week, we clock in at the factory for a speed-run of action item topics including the power of trauma in music, Becca’s secular existence, speed-eating itself, and how to say hello and goodbye to friends as an adult.

We also tackle some pop culture headlines from June (cause that’s when this was recorded, don’t @ us) like Justin Bieber’s antics, Doja Cat’s fan feud & not-so-currently-airing Love Island drama.

Let’s circle back next week, but until then, be sure to refill the water cooler if you’re the last to use it.

Best,

Tucker & Becca

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This week, we welcome Olympic medalist, DWTS champ, Emmy-winner and certified employee of the week Adam Rippon to give us the lowdown on all things ‘Stars on Mars’ and what really goes down in the Olympic Village (spoiler alert: a lot of McDonalds).

We also talked about his beef with judges, the rise and fall of the midwest dollar menu, and the day we all gave up on Duolingo.

Let’s put a pin in it til next week, and we’ll see you at the company luncheon.

Best,

Tucker & Becca

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This week, we clock in at the Factory to discuss the paranormal activities we’re encountering outside of the office: from haunted houses to recurring dreams to psychic readings from Debbi Reynolds, we leave no stone unturned. 

Also featured this week are our best impressions of animals (domestic & the other ones), a very convincing pitch for Jersey Mikes and a deep dive into our notes app. Call that corporate literature. 

We’ll circle back next week, but until then, don’t FWD this to your Uber driver. He already knows too much.

Best, 

Tucker & Becca

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This week at the Factory, Rachel Samples joins us in the break room to break down some *robust* questions: How old is too old to believe in Santa? Is WWE drag for straight people? How much is too much to pay for parking? Is the Grove the happiest place on earth? And how can we *optimize* the business of stool sampling? 

Spoiler alert: we don’t really get to the bottom of anything, but it’s a fun time nonetheless!

Tune in, turn on, and remember to use a coffee filter if HR tries to drug test you. 

Best, 

Tucker & Becca

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This week, the discovery of our twin bald dads kicks off a humiliating exploration of our AirPod cases, Becca’s new at-home pest, and the questions that still surround Labubus (hint: all of them).   

After a good public shaming for messy movie-goers, our company issues its formal stance on unpaid internships before Becca flees the news cycle by running off to Portugal. Just another Tuesday at the office. Let’s put a pin in it ‘til next week, but think on those Summer action items and until then: rate, review, and don’t be afraid to use those vacation days. 

Best, 

Tucker & Becca 

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