Dear Pallers,

In Letter 1, a listener fulfills one of our wildest dreams by inviting us to hypothetically be in a Mardi Gras parade and attend a black tie event put on by a local billionaire. Will we do it? The odds are #8020.

For Letter 2, a listener is honored to have been chosen to make a speech at her former high school's graduation, and wants some tips.

Sincerely,

Your Pen Pals Daniel & Rory

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