Dumb People Town

Creator of Drunk History, Derek Waters (New Episodes 1, 2, 3) stops by as Daniel tells the tale of Elmer McCurdy, Randy explores the 1904 Olympic Marathon, and Jason warns against throwing an alligator through a drive thru window, and so much more!

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Comedian and actor Patton Oswalt (Tea & Scotch) stops by as Randy describes how AI acted as an accomplice in a vandalism spree, Jason explains why a zoo advertised a "child predator" tour, and Daniel warns against trying to throw drugs into a prison, and so much more!

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Comedian Adam Ray (The Adam Ray Show on Netflix) stops by as Jason describes a man who was arrested for going "Goldielocks" in a firehouse, Randy explains why a plumber drove with his apprentice in his truck's toolbox, and Daniel warns against walking in on people having sex, and so much more!

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Comedian and actress Erica Rhodes (Tour Dates) stops by as Randy describes a family vacation that gets ruined by finding a used vibrator in their hotel room, Jason explains how a woman was caught masturbating on a plane, and Daniel warns against selling peyote and mushrooms on Facebook Marketplace, and so much more!

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Comedian and podcaster Hunter Hill (Deep Secrets podcast) stops by as Jason describes a wedding at McDonalds, Daniel explains a police search for a man who broke into a pool, hot tub, steals towels, and has an "intense interaction" with a rubber duck, and Randy warns against pants-less car hops, and so much more!

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Comedian, actor, musician, podcaster Jeremiah Watkins (Crazy Pizza) stops by as Randy describes a massive semen explosion after a fire at a bull insemination facility, Daniel explains why a female passenger undressed on a flight to Miami, and Jason warns against your own dog biting you when you're running from police, and so much more!

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Comedian Zach Zucker (Stamptown on Netflix) stops by as Jason describes a man that stole his Tinder date's guitar and multiple e-bikes, Randy explains why a Florida woman threw a glass mayonnaise jar during a road rage incident, and Daniel warns against shooting people with a flare gun, and so much more!

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Actor John Ross Bowie (Stuart Fails to Save the Universe) stops by as Randy describes a 4th grade teacher that created a fart corner in her classroom, Jason explains how a teacher got caught doing cocaine at a staff Christmas party, and Daniel warns against delivering Door Dash naked, and so much more!

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Comedian Matt Fulchiron (Altar'd Reality) stops by as Jason describes how animals road a bus in Portland, Randy explains why a naked woman was driving with drugs and guns, and Daniel warns against stuffing fish with weights to win a tournament, and so much more!

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Comedian and podcaster Rachel Scanlon (Podcast) stops by as Trae Crowder (filling in for Daniel) describes how 2 men were arrested after a machete fight at Publix, Randy explains why a couple stole library books and sold them to used book stores, and Jason warns against eating steak in a clothing optional environment, and so much more!

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