Comedian, actress, and writer Chloe Radcliffe (Tour) stops by as Daniel describes a woman in a cow suit that has been arrested multiple times, Randy explains a viral phenomenon that has young people in Argentina believing that they are animals, and Jason warns a setting fires to kill spiders, and so much more!

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Comedian Morgan Jay (Podcast, Tour) stops by as Jason describes a man yelling slurs that sets himself on fire instead of a house, Daniel explains how much an antique vampire hunting kit sold for, and Randy warns against having sex with appliances at a resort, and so much more!

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Comedian Jackie Kashian (Alter-Kashian) stops by as Randy describes how a man got banned from McDonald's for bringing a horse-drawn wagon through the drive thru, Jason explains how a judge threw out a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings about boneless wings, and Daniel warns against wearing a Batman cowl when trying to de-escalate a neighborhood dispute, and so much more!

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Comedian, writer, and rapper Lamar Woods (Rebel Love Language) stops by as Jason describes how a hospital had to be evacuated after WWI artillery was found in a patient's butt, Randy explains why Rhode Island may ditch their Mr. Potatohead license plates, and Daniel reveals the world's funniest joke (according to some scientists), and so much more!

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Comedian and actor Molly Kearney (DMV) stops by as Daniel describes a North Carolina woman who set fire to the wrong house, Randy explains how a kindergarten teacher got caught doing cocaine in the bathroom, and Jason warns about aggressive turkeys, and so much more!

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Comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler (The Honeydew, The Way Back, Live & Alive) stops by as Daniel describes how a cafe has been accused of blasphemy over the name of a sandwich, Randy explains how a man broke into a Little Caesar's and started making and selling pizzas, and Jason warns against sending meth into bank drive thru tubes, and so much more!

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Comedian, actress, and writer Sheedz (Jury Duty, South Side) stops by as Randy describes how a woman recovered a stolen Hamburglar statue, Daniel explains how a man was accidentally paid several times his salary, quits, and disappeared, and Jason warns that the police will use drone to catch serial park poopers, and so much more!

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Comedian Ali Siddiq (Tour and Specials) stops by as Randy describes how an adult performer named Kinky Kelli got arrested for peeing on groceries, Jason explains why a man tried to order Rally's at KFC and led police on a scooter chase, and Daniel warns against robbing people for not buying you Wendy's, and so much more!

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Comedian Jiaoying Summers (What Specie Are You?) stops by as Daniel describes how a police chase became a manhunt with alligators, Jason explains how a man set his brother's house on fire by using a blow torch to thaw gas lines, and Randy warns against robbing a meat market in the nude, and so much more!

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Comedian and writer Jena Friedman (Tour) stops by and Gareth Reynolds from The Dollop (Tour) fills in for Daniel as Jason describes how a drunk man apologized and returned stolen mandolins, Randy explains why a woman tried to be a mermaid after attacking a deputy, and Gareth warns pooping at police, and so much more!

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