Comedian Jimmy Shin (Wok This Way) stops by Randy describes a man that stole goods, showered, and was found asleep in a firehouse: a full Goldilocks, Daniel explains why a Belgian couple has use the same 4 letters to name their kids, and Jason warns against hiding your drugs in a bag labeled "definitely not drugs," and so much more!

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Comedian Pete Holmes (https://peteholmes.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a typo lead a Maryland woman to be declared dead, Randy explains that a falconer was fired after posting a picture of his penis online after his implant surgery, and Daniel warns against cheating on your spouse near a traffic cam, and so much more!

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Comedian Mike Falzone (https://mikefalzone.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a Clearwater was arrested for stealing luggage after a family caught him wearing their clothes, Jason explains how a man dropped his phone in a donation box and the temple refuses to give it back, and Randy warns against dieting so hard that you break into a Burger King and drink used cooking oil, and so much more!

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Comedian and podcaster Doug Benson (https://douglovesmovies.com) stops by as Jason describes a cop that was watching porn as his cruiser hit a parked car, Randy explains why a bride was furious after finding out a wedding prank she pulled was real, and Daniel warns against reading police cars a little too literally, and so much more!

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Comedian Orny Adams (Podcast & Tour Dates) stops by as Daniel describes how a man got banned from all National Parks for organizing a group hike, Randy explains why a Salem man was arrested for jumping on the back of a firetruck, and Jason warns against returning a used car violently, and so much more!

Comedian Matthew Broussard (Hyperbolic) stops by as Randy describes a woman that got stuck between 2 boulders trying to get her phone, Jason explains how 2 drunk soldiers got caught having sex in an Apache helicopter, and Daniel warns against robbing people and asking them to pinky-promise not to report it, and so much more!

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Courtney and Whitney from the podcast Hey Sis Eat This stop by as Randy describes how a bride's wedding dress caught on fire, Daniel lists all the strange trash left behind on New Jersey beaches, and Jason warns against asking the police to test your drugs after you've robbed someone, and so much more!

Screenwriter, podcaster, and author Nate DiMeo (The Memory Palace) stops by as Randy describes how a man ended up in a Vietnamese hospital with a live eel up his butt, Jason explains why men dressed as bears destroyed their own cars, and Daniel warns against stealing hats while on roller blades, and so much more!

Comedian Jonah Ray stops by as Jason describes a man that claims a bag of Fritos made him burglarize cars, Randy explains how a man got severely injured at the Museum of Ice Cream, Daniel announces that the Bend, Oregon Little Caesar's lady is back after open heart surgery, and so much more!

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Comedian Katherine Blanford (Catholic Cowgirl) stops by as Jason describes how an axe vs knife fight broke out at a Boston public library, Daniel explains how a confused traveler mistook a stranger's home for his AirBnb, and Randy warns against hitting your significant other with your car on the way to couples therapy, and so much more!

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