Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Here we are, well underway now into our spooky watch-along month. We, the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast of your dreams, promise a watch-along track every Saturday of October to sync up with a movie to fit the theme of OCTOBER TIMES.

This week, we give you ALLIGATOR. A bit of a cheeky answer to JAWS only with an alli…

Homekins Hive,

Well, it has been a heck of an interesting year so far, hasn't it. And here we are in the 2026 spooky season recording our monthly After Dinner™️ Conversation for October for ya!

In this episode we expound on our month of watch-along programming, we share an extensive examination of pranks vs. trolls and, together, we go deep into the motivations of what tickles our funny bones.

Join us for our signature chat and participate below in the comment section! Thank you for subscribing to this substack. Your patronage here supports union employment under SAG-AFTRA. So, you’re great. And appreciated.

Spooky, kooky, punky & spunky,

Janie & PFT

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OCTOBER GETS OUR SPOOKY MOVIE WATCH-ALONG TREATMENT, LIKE IT IS MEANT TO, AS A GODDAMNT PODCAST FAMILY!

We are kicking this 2026 bonus content-a-palooza off with BACKROOMS, and let me tell you s…

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It’s all here, folks! The September (mostly?) joyful STAY F. HOMEKINS ramblings of US, Janie & Paul! We get into live criminal trial watching, Star Trek’s 60th birthday, Texas whorehouses AND SO MUCH MORE!

Thank you for continuing to enjoy our podcast offerings, we are VERY HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE!! We are humbled you choose to commune with us. Thank you. And feel free to embark on fun chat BELOW in the comments! LOVE Y’ALL/YOUSE.

4evs, J&P

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Hi Summer Friends!

The Terminator (with an hour and forty-eight minute running time) is our latest watchalong! It was selected as a summer style blockbuster I HAVE NEVER SEEN (meaning me, Janie.)

As you know by now, just play our track in separate speakers and we “coach” you through playing the film so we are in S…

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In this fun episode, recorded a little early to accommodate the Comedy Bang! Bang! tour, Janie wonders aloud if being nominated for an Emmy at age 90 is in the cards, PFT wonders aloud why Janie ever read a TWILIGHT book and TOGETHER the duo wonders aloud if the other truly SEES them. (They THINK they do, and they try, and that is sometimes the whole game right there!)

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Hope you are staying hydrated, cool and safe and sane.

See ya SOON,

JHT & PFT

It’s summer blockbuster movie watch-along time AGAIN Home-heads!

The loss of Sam Neill hit us hard, may his memory be a blessing, and we wanted to see his beauty on screen in this fun romp with God’s cloned creatures (sorry if that was a spoiler.)

Find out if PFT thinks manipulating nature for…

Darlings,

It’s our exciting July FREE episode and THIS After-Dinner Conversation goes on a lot of fun little side adventures!!!

Find out what bear spray and smelling salts have in common, what PFT thinks of The Enhanced Games and the SURPRISING recommendation the duo has for any readers out there.

Stay cool, stay hydrated and JOIN US FOR OUR MOVIE WATCHALONGS! A new one is coming very very soooooon.

Waving from a veranda with an ice tea,

Janie & PFT

Well, the air quality in Los Angeles is QUESTIONABLE while a warehouse fire emits toxic chemicals into the atmosphere, so why not STAY INSIDE and watch movies with us WHILE WE TRY TO STAY ALIVE?

Chemicals or NOT, the summer movie watch-along season is nigh. If you are new here, first of all …

Friends of the Stay F. Homekins Pod!

Hello! It is JUNE and therefore TIME for our conversation podcast episode, that is free for all to hear, discussing IT ALL. Like we do.

In this episode, PFT reminisces about Miranda Priestly, Janie tries to understand municipal politics and TOGETHER they uncover an ancient but important blog.

So buckle in, my dearies, sit back, relax and get to PODDIN’ with Janie & Paul (an alt title perhaps, in our PARALLEL LIVES??)

Huggles,

JHT & PFT

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