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It is the second installment of the “friend group’s” trip to the Bahamas to see Shep be humiliated by a casual hook-up! In this episode, Janie & Paul react to episode 11 of this season’s SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo, and the relationship between Sheep and a much younger woman con…

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It’s us from STAY F. HOMEKINS, your married podcast couple with often funny, always free flowing conversation.

Thank you for subscribing and Happy Day After Valentines with our second SFH episode of 2025!

In this episode, Paul & Janie discuss a couple recent Hollywood engagements, Janie thinks of the Delorean and PFT remembers to share his upcoming VARIETOPIA WITH PAUL F. TOMPKINS tour cities this Spring (click the “live PFT dates” tab at the top of our Weekend Water substack page for all the info.) And, together, they figure out standardizing graffiti.

Enjoy and thanks for listening. We remain grateful, now more than ever, for this podcast and content sharing space and have cleaned the lint filter of the comment section below just for you. Hop in and tumble around in the conversation

Chocolate hearts,

Janie & PFT

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On this Valentines Day, we watched and recapped Bravo's SOUTHERN CHARM for you. Have no fear, we will drop our February STAY F. HOMEKINS tomorrow, so keep an eye out for it. Head to WeekendWater.substack.com to get full access to all the pods and BEYOND, chickadees!! xo, Janie & Paul

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We did it, we watched SOUTHERN CHARM episode 9 from season 10 and created the Damp Trash edition of bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS listening FUN!

In THIS episode, Whitney DEFINITELY exhibits the beginnings of a black out, Shep causes PFT to quote scripture, Janie relives memories of Noroviruses past wh…

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They've got trouble, about a mile up the coast, according to this ever-evolving theme song for Bravo’s SOUTHERN CHARM.

It is time for the STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus episode. Look, we get kinda REAL about where we are with our emotional PITFALLS on this one and whatnot and that leads us STRAIGHT into the DEPTHS of some PRECIOUS ESCAPISM! This week was a great episode, and if you want to join us, please do!

Find out what leads us to watch every video of Falco’s ROCK ME AMADEUS on YouTube…

The STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast has once again recorded a bonus episode in our Bravo’s Southern Charm recap/reaction series!

Well, we needed this tonight, y’all! Janie & Paul recorded conversation and feelings about the latest reality show episode of this season of “damp trash,”where they conclude the entire series is Whitney’s La Côte Basque 2025!

*Fund drive for L.A. fire recovery*

Hiiiii!!

We are still safe!

As promised, we recorded the newest SOUTHERN CHARM reality show recap/reaction bonus episode under the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast umbrella of content from our Los Angeles home as we await the fate of Mother Nature with these winds and fires that are currently destroying large swaths of our beloved city.

It is STRESSFUL and we remain fortunate, so far, to still be in our residence. This was a welcome distraction! Thank you for subscribing and listening to our nonsense that gets us through these fraught moments.

Hello, it is the January 2025 episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS. It is our sixth season’s inaugural episode.

We are coming at you from Los Angeles and this has been a surreal and devastating week for our city and the people because of the Santa Ana windstorms and the massive wildfires causing so much destruction and loss.

So much grief and so much disregulation and shock are plaguing the wonderful people of our beloved city.

We decided to record as a respite from the heaviness of the week, we are not as silly as we normally are, but we are happy to be in communion with you. Thank you for listening and being such nice and thoughtful members of our Weekend Water community!

Stay safe and, as you know, the conversation is below in the comments! Chime in and be well. Also, we will post our Southern Charm/Damp Trash recap tomorrow (one day late). We need the distraction, so please tune in to our bonus content by subscribing to this substack and forgive our lateness! We are looking forward to that episode!

May resilience, compassion and support find us all,

Janie & Paul

Los Angeles, January 2025

It is the SECOND bonus episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus run of reacting to the tenth season (aka the Thyroid season!) of the reality show Southern Charm! We are NOW behind the paywall with all you STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast SUPERFANS! And it is time to get down to some damp trash BIZNESS with PFT & JHT.

Look, we thought doing these bonus podcast episodes could make consuming this show more enjoyable for us as we try to tune out some of the INTENSITY of living in America as the old gal crumbles. And, it surely does. It will be even better if we invite you to ALSO comment below on how you are feeling about it all and you accept our invitation to get chatty.

Greetings to the STAY F. HOMEKINS Podcast Business Community!

It’s us. Your co-hosts Janie and Paul, just a humble Tompkins and Haddad who met, fell in love, dated and got themselves hitched who record from their Los Angeles home and THUS combine into your stalwart ear-friends: the HOMEKINS!!!

First of all. Happiest of Holidays to you and yours.

Second of all, we just renewed ourselves for a season 6 in 2025! Isn’t that cute and funny, and aren’t we just festive and impish? Thanks to YOU, our cherished and appreciated subscribers, we are chugging along here with our little two-person-content-factory. And we would love to take a moment to THANK you for subscribing to STAY F. HOMEKINS, wherever you get your podcasts. Also, thank you to subscribers of the mother ship of it ALL our Weekend Water substack where you get to stay abreast with direct inbox updates and also interact and comment.

That’s right, if you subscribe to the mother ship of the HOMEKINS here, you get it ALL, including bonus content, and commenting privileges on the whole nine BABY!

Then, third of all, PLEASE, enjoy our final episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS pod of 2024, where Paul shares stories from his epic year on the road, Janie gets through some feels and together they decide how they want to connect with their alien overlords who are for sure here already, beep bop boop and a nanoo nanoo, kiss my shoe!

And don’t forget to upgrade your subscription here today if you plan to listen to our SOUTHERN CHARM reality show podcast recaps with our unfettered and unfiltered reactions to the Bravo show’s tenth season. We already released one FREE episode of that bonus content before we scuttle the rest of them behind the safety of our lil’ paywall. It will be entertaining (of a sort) to hear us devolve into critical self-reflection through the lens of reality TV. I guarantee it!

Seasonal Squeezes,

Janie & PFT