May the Schwartz be with you.

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Burton's crutch.

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Pizuzu's petals.

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Visit our Patreon to subscribe or purchase individual episodes of the Scissor Sceason now!

And coming May 15 for the Patereon, May 22 for the free feed, The Exorceason!

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Ironside's claw.

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Where were you when we needed you, Paul Verhoeven?

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Moonpie is Dak.

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PRESIDENT LOOOOOMIS!

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I LIKE IT!

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