Pistol Shrimp gets numb face; rejected by college writers magazine; colon art; anesthesiologist personality; manners for the French; walking and eating.

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Matt Besser and Jon Gabrus put a hat on a hat on a hat doing medium-prov where standup meets longform inside the coolest live music venue in the South, the White Water Tavern, covering horny hats, Toad Sucks, max loads on elevators; foam to the dome; recycled urine; and snow days!

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Fugazi audience etiquette; Kool Aid contractor challenge; Waze & Google Maps gossip with each other; Hamlet skull at commercial auditions; do you have pervy voice?

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Pee pee on the water slide; bullies now getting bored; snake bites beard; Eiffel tower for sale; animals rip wallets; man in painting has a secret.

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Jesus feet cleaning; Johnny Appleseed reincarnation; men with tattoos pick up rattlesnakes more; and the spank bank monkey’s paw.

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One shining moment; den pinball machine; road rage vs. property rage; carnival games scam claw machine; drug symptoms ad make great loads.

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i4h celebrates 700 episodes with a live recording from SXSW with pineapple statues; feeding of the brain spoon via neuro links; Tom Hanks gets played off; Capt. Sully parachuting horses; and the Beatles write a song…I’m Ringo; the Piss Pass app. Huge thanks to all the humans who have supported the show along the ride to 700, most especially to our subscribers! It wouldn't be possible without you.

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Steak enthusiasts yelling; Bill & Ben Nye, the genius brothers; falling in front of hipster café with fancy foam celebrating FJM release; turn down service scam or charity; UFO abduction with exciting bauxite discussion.

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i4h is on its feet without chairs serving up a tester pancake; tuba dick ; gnarly feet; rowdy whale watching; and Ben’s dad!

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Jesus takes pants down; Gabrus burns mustache on pipe hit; April Anarchy; collection of Untouchables and Water World; horse meat eaten at science camp; taking first hit does not get you high legends; and Dr. ASAP.

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