Jesus feet cleaning; Johnny Appleseed reincarnation; men with tattoos pick up rattlesnakes more; and the spank bank monkey’s paw.

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One shining moment; den pinball machine; road rage vs. property rage; carnival games scam claw machine; drug symptoms ad make great loads.

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i4h celebrates 700 episodes with a live recording from SXSW with pineapple statues; feeding of the brain spoon via neuro links; Tom Hanks gets played off; Capt. Sully parachuting horses; and the Beatles write a song…I’m Ringo; the Piss Pass app. Huge thanks to all the humans who have supported the show along the ride to 700, most especially to our subscribers! It wouldn't be possible without you.

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Steak enthusiasts yelling; Bill & Ben Nye, the genius brothers; falling in front of hipster café with fancy foam celebrating FJM release; turn down service scam or charity; UFO abduction with exciting bauxite discussion.

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i4h is on its feet without chairs serving up a tester pancake; tuba dick ; gnarly feet; rowdy whale watching; and Ben’s dad!

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Jesus takes pants down; Gabrus burns mustache on pipe hit; April Anarchy; collection of Untouchables and Water World; horse meat eaten at science camp; taking first hit does not get you high legends; and Dr. ASAP.

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Bracket bully; federal ______ inspector; secret code of the Amherst Mascot; Sabrina statue; Mike’s Hard lemonade at birthday party; clumping shit at office.

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Epic scenes with aura vibe master playlist; Brothers Grimm stealing stories; Snow White is the fairest; tire/foil/baseball innovations making big time money$$$!!!

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Flo Rida on Eurovision; Spock’s strange new world aura detecting marketing; Fresno Nightcrawler cryptid pants; celebrity heists Spuds MacKenzie.  

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A special live ASSSCAT from South By Southwest! Featuring monologist Scott Aukerman and an all-star cast of Matt Besser, Lauren Lapkus, Anthony Atamanuik and Lisa Gilory.

Scenes include: Admit murder is a sin; divorce area of restaurant; skunk piss bachelor party; half-a-barin show, big boy bed.

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