The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast, which has always been a Friday podcast, Seth, Akiva, and Jorm discuss "We'll Kill U," the third installment of the "Just Two Guys" franchise. It predates Turtleneck & Chain but wasn't featured on the album, despite the appearance of turtlenecks and chains in the surprisingly fashionable video. But first, Seth talks about his love for John Malkovich (a Lonely Island fan) and some interesting news about The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, and Jorm tries his hand at current events. Andy isn't here, but he didn't forget about the bee. Enjoy!

We’ll Kill U | https://youtu.be/6qFrY4VcbMU?si=WB-ESAHDXLZUpdNS

Wild Horse Nine Trailer | https://youtu.be/kqxuamKxRTo?si=FUAEYKB0MN22QXfT

John Malkovich | The Graham Norton Show | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beiJ6outqSU

Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame | SNL 50 Years of Music | https://rockhall.com/exhibitions/snl-50-years-music/

Dead Heist (2007) Trailer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31bqCb3N3xQ

The East Flatbush Project feat Des "Tried By 12" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXBckFyiMyU

Boston Accent Trailer - Late Night | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwbzGyC6t4

Mobb Deep - Shook Ones, Part I | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rXHhnnmEDs

Mobb Deep - Shook Ones, Part II | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U

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Record Date

🐝10/11/2026

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This week on The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast, we’re discussing the penultimate Laser Cats, Laser Cats 6: The Musical from season 36, episode 18 featuring host and musical guest Elton John as the aptly named villain Droz. We’ve got a quaidum this week, and yes, I know this episode is late, and yes, I know last week’s was late, and yes, we know most episodes are late! Some of you send us very mean emails about episodes being late, and I think you should calm down and enjoy the sweet sounds of the shock jocks whenever we can manage to get them together and get these episodes out! And speaking of shock jocks, we’ve found the infamous radio drops! In addition to discussing the short, the guys are talking about Judd Apatow’s new documentary on Norm Macdonald, East of Eden, and who Seth had on Late Night this week. Speaking of Seth, it’s the return of Seth’s Corner with Knights of the Realm (and how Elton John messed up his line), and the very first Get in the Cage with Andy as Nicolas Cage and featuring Jake Gyllenhaal. Enjoy the episode and sorry I yelled at you earlier. Thanks!

Laser Cats: The Musical! | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud6PSLfv_vo

Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald | Official Trailer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIBNCBAzBos

Florence Pugh on Late Night | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2qjLyV_Dlo

Script Notes | Zoe Kazan on East of Eden | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g_RozjrqBY

Present and Steve | https://wmmr.com/galleries/andy-samberg-akiva-schaffer-jorma-taccone-popstar-never-stop-never-stopping-04-25-16/

Knights of the Realm | https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/knights-of-the-realm/2751618

Weekend Update: Jake Gyllenhaal and Nicolas Cage | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMtXLOpxTnY&t

Mrs. Pat on Late Night | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejqDkmex5S4

Yes, I Can Hear You, Clem Fandango! (Series 1&2 Supercut) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NIkFTP12cU

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Record Date

10/4/26 🐝

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On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast we’re down an Alvin (Andy) and we’re branching out in format. For those of you who hate comments, sorry to say but Dave the dog walker is back to read some. This week they’re discussing a few sketches (and a runner!) from comedy legend Matt Berry, specifically his work on Snuff Box and Toast of London. But before that, they’re discussing SNL hosts for Season 52, the movie "Obsession" and whether or not it's okay to spoil it at this point, as well as some of their other favorite British comedy moments. It’s a loose episode even with Seth here to wrangle. Enjoy!

‘Saturday Night Live’ Season 52 Host & Musical Guest Pairings | https://deadline.com/gallery/snl-season-52-schedule-host-musical-guest-pairings/

Quaid Army Dictionary - The “Nickionary” | https://screenbeat.substack.com/p/the-lonely-island-and-seth-meyers

From Paris With Love | Trailer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrcej3bN8QA

Norwegian Actors' Playhouse | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDB2RXGSe-U

Garth Merenghi's Darkplace - Full Series | https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGWWgtAupbLk4TaAniyY4_aifhz9urPsp&si=DmCmNd6wmOCIaPdT

The Mighty Boosh - Series 1 | https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRTx6AkCPqQFXlwfhzSKXLuqyFa-u5A0o&si=OjAU9FAeAAIKZpEY

Toast of London - "Yes" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bYY8m1Lb2I

Snuff box “Fuck You” | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2FiKc4Uf0w

Matt Berry - Take My Hand | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmqU_ARQJfU

Kids in the Hall- Billie Dreamer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uPhESOuwPA

Smith & Jones "Nazi Generals" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z6tv7cQmM

Your Boy Hitler | https://www.youtube.com/@jormataccone8363/featured

Mel Smith - The Princess Bride | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ImGBbyeZ4

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Record Date

9/26/26

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On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast, it's a Threeadore. Seth is out and the three chipmunks are causing mischief. Let’s not talk about how they’re three Alvins but when they’re together it's a “Threeadore” because it doesn’t make sense and that’s cool. Today they are discussing “After Party” from Turtleneck & Chain, their 2011 album. But before that they’re playing enough Santigold music to get us a copyright strike. Let’s see if you can even listen to this episode! If you can, Santigold herself calls in with a fun story. Also, don’t call us. We have no t-shirts. There isn’t much else to say about this one because it’s just a lot of gold....enjoy!

After Party | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MgNgr5YLyE

Saxman | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1akS_3DQoFo

Santigold - "Fame" featuring Shy Ronnie | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBoAV2OVCA

Fiesta Remix - R Kelly (Feat. Jay Z) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULNA8hb8HA

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Record Date

9/20/26 🐝

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On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast, the guys try to figure out who made Zach Looks for a New Assistant (it was John Solomon) and why it has a Digital Short bumper on it even though none of them worked on it (no clue). So they’re just going to sit back and enjoy it... eventually. But first, they will talk about many things, including more 90s movies like the hit comedy of the decade starring future MacGruber villain Billy Zane, Silence of the Hams; Rachel Dratch’s fail in the crossword (it’s Church Chat, not Church Lady); the classic SNL sketch Colon Blow (written by the great Al Franken); and the parade of unused impressions in the sketch The Original Kings of Catchphrase Comedy Tour, in which we learn that Andy’s character was an unused audition bit. Oh, and I totally forgot to mention that this is a “versus” episode. Andy is here for the first half and Jorm for the second. Who does a better job? You decide!

Part 1

Church Chat | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJpalsj9sQ

Debbie Downer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfE93xON8jk

Colon Blow | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM

The Original Kings of Catchphrase Comedy Tour | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6PCcM39Pgg

Silence of the Hams Trailer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lErnYQKfzp0

Part 2

Zach Looks For a New Assistant | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIuLU-qKQtg

Delish Dish | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8&t=1s

Bad Ronald | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIYfZgs2DuE

Radio Rental | https://radiorentalusa.com/

Weekend Update | Liam | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYawJbi4nOw

Check out the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art

https://lucasmuseum.org/

And the Jamestown New York Comedy Center

https://comedycenter.org/

And if you’re in Berkley go see Tony’s new play!

https://www.berkeleyrep.org/shows/how-shakespeare-saved-my-life-1mrc

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Record Date

9/13/26 🐝

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On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast…we've got ALL FOUR SHOCK JOCKS!!! Ba ba baaa baaaa. It’s a big deal. Anyways, the guys go on to respond to listener comments about the previous episode, they chat about the New York Times Lonely Island-themed crossword clue (thanks Sam Ezersky) and also debate the comedy movie of each year from 1990–1995. Finally they get into the next tracks on Turtleneck and Chain, “Watch Me Do Me - Classy Skit #2” and “Japan”

List of comedy films of the 1990’s | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_comedy_films_of_the_1990s

The Lonely Island: Watch Me Do Me - Classy Skit #2 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ6WuH9Dmu8

T-Pain - Karaoke ft. DJ Khaled | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6cfw5ACTPU

The Lonely Island: Japan | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K94BU5pdZE&list=RD4K94BU5pdZE&start_radio=1

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Record Date

🐝 9/6/26

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On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast… Seth is gone but we have the “Threeodores” so we’re good. Andy talks about what he had for breakfast over the Oppenheimer score before the guys move on to talking about “Turtleneck and Chain,” focusing on the track “Trouble on Dookie Island,” describing its Wu-Tang/Raekwon/Ghostface homage, B-Sides beat, and the Scarface intro recreated for free by Michael Bolton! They play and dissect lyrics, debate misheard lines on lyric sites, and explain the “dookies” concept. Jorma shares multiple Howard Parker voiceover takes of “Trouble on Dookie Island” and the MacGruber-inspired origin of that title. They wrap up by looking back on the “Falcor vs. Atreyu” sketch from their album, teasing “Watch Me Do Me” and the surprising old-school inspiration for some of their comedy. 

Show Notes

Trouble on Dookie Island | https://youtu.be/LOfXGVuOblQ?si=xuKikV5vN7GqRpG_

RaeKwon - RainyDayz feat. Ghostface Killah and Blue Raspberry | https://youtu.be/GArvqSiI-po?si=TBKPJ9xH_UeEjDm8

RaeKwon - Wisdom Body feat. Ghostface Killah | https://youtu.be/9bh0ni8ekUA?si=aFTBpT4RvCR3N_pm

John and Marsha - Stan Freberg - 1951 Hits Archive | https://youtu.be/SEnRePOf708?si=BhO7kSF6phsOZdLo

Falcor vs. Atreyu - Classy Skit #1 | https://youtu.be/G1LnjKSfMRE?si=y0ES5SEnUOQ6wtsZ

The first Wayne’s World sketch aired in the Leslie Nielsen show February 18th, 1989 I https://www.instagram.com/reels/C9qoENFPUuc/

Bill and Ted premiered in theaters one day earlier on February 17th, 1989 I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fx6TugN7g

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Record Date 🐝8/30/26

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On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast, we have a quorum (quaidum?) and so the guys are picking up where they left off with their 2011 sophomore album, Turtleneck & Chain. This time they’re talking about the title track itself, Turtleneck & Chain. Before that, though, Seth has some feedback from last week, some thoughts on To Catch a Predator, the movie Coyote vs. Acme, and some more feedback from Beastly. Plus, find out the surprising turn of events for two out of three of the Sushi Glory Hole judges. Enjoy!

Turtleneck & Chain | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9XSu5EXxY

To Catch the Predator | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhMSF_LOnvA

Weezer: We Might as Well Be Strangers | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXLegsq_7hM

Coyote vs. Acme | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43VeYGiPM

The Mirror (w/ Elliot Page) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnOuEFeAJM8&t=1s

Disney Channel Acting School | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSd7Q7oThc

Sushi Glory Hole | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGchfT3yMs

Cuckoo Trailer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t--PedCN5_k

BEAST IT - 2013 Independent Spirit Awards | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKUOtg8ZYXc

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Record Date

8/23/26 🐝

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On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast, Akiva is on Kiv leave and the guys are talking about Beastly from Season 36 Episode 17 on March 5th, 2011. You’re never going to believe it, but Declan is back! This time being portrayed by Gene Hackman (it’s Andy) in what will be the final in a two part recurring character piece. We’re also diving into spelling bee early this week, talking about exciting things like glasses, and the news that JJ Casuals got a shout out in the New York Times. The guys also talk about the sketches Our Time! With Taboo and apl.de.ap., the The Essentials: The Sound of Music, and Moisturizing Facial Cream and Rock-a-Billy Lady Party. Plus some details on Jorm's Nair routine. Enjoy!

Beastly | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hvD_nNuPyw

Our Time! With Taboo and apl.de.ap. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7GrkMg2Iq8

Disney Channel Acting School | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSd7Q7oThc

The Miley Cyrus Show: Justin Bieber | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP_EvQAbgvs

Moisturizing Facial Cream and Rock-a-Billy Lady Party | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na89OF7Fq48

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Record Date

🐝8/14/26

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On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast the guys are discussing The Roommate from season 36 episode 14 with host Dana Carvey and musical guest Linkin Park. This short features none of them! Instead it features a cameo from Justin Bieber and one of Andy’s defining roles, Declan. Also, some feedback from last week, a Mark Zuckerberg reference and much more!

Show Notes

The Roommate | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiDVORz534w

Jesse Eisenberg Monologue (feat. Andy Samberg and Mark Zuckerberg) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJXhgAw4eck

Wayne's World: 2011 Oscar Picks | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfLGh7e5F4

Church Chat: The Kardashians, Snooki, Justin Bieber |https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azFb0g7YhHg

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Record Date

🐝8/8/26

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