Remember Xanga? This week we’re taking some time to catch up on what we’ve been going through. Life has been heavy we but wanted to take a few minutes to catch up with you… and treat you to a reading from our teenage Xangas. (It’s just as embarrassing as you’d imagine!)

Have thoughts on today’s episode of Two Horny Goats? Email us at [email protected].

Each week, these two ball-busting Taiwanese-American capricorns will tackle all aspects of life—from human sexuality to food & culture to growing up with savage Asian parents. We’re just two horny goats climbing the mountain of life, eating Asian American stereotypes for breakfast.