Two Horny Goats

This election season has been a stress-filled roller coaster. Roxy & Priska breakdown the thought-process behind how they're voting. The clock is ticking down, be sure to get your ballots turned in. For those in Southern California, please check out LAist.com's unbiased voter guides for local elections. Have thoughts on this episode? Email us at [email protected]

Happy Pride 2024, Goatees! We hope you’re taking the time to celebrate and rest in equal measure. There’s so much going on right now, both in the world and in our personal lives. Today, Roxy shares some high highs and low lows—her feature film “Beacon” just had its world premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC…AND her pup Yaya went in for emergency surgery two weeks ago. How do you cope when life is throwing you the biggest wins and the most stressful stressors, all at once? Let us know, email us at [email protected] (PS: We’re going to be taking a short mid-season break, we’ll be back later in July! Have a horny summer, Goatees!

Romantic relationships are not a fixed point—dynamics, affection, and sexual intimacy morph and change constantly with time. In today’s episode, Roxy and Priska talk about how their relationships with their partners have evolved over the years. Some things are better. Some things are more complicated. And despite bumps in the road, their love and commitment to their partners has only deepened. Tell us about the long-term romantic relationship(s) in your life! Email us at [email protected]

Happy Mother’s Day! Today we’re talking about our mothers and how they were our first examples of what womanhood looked like. We reflect on early sense memories of our moms, reminisce on how they tried to guide us through puberty, and discuss how they shaped the women we are today. We’d love to hear about the maternal figure(s) in your life! Send us an email at [email protected].

A few weeks ago, we had a conversation about the Momofuku Chili Crunch fiasco. It was reported that Momofuku was sending cease and desist letters to small Asian American companies that were using the term "Chili Crunch" in their products and branding. These brands were informed that they had 90-days to change their packaging or else risk litigation. This situation sparked a widespread conversation on the internet about the right to protect owned trademarks, the ethics of cultural ownership, and whether or not generic cultural terms should be granted trademarks. Since we recorded this conversation, Dave Chang and Momofuku have publicly announced they would no longer be enforcing the "chili/chile crunch" trademark. We still think this is an important conversation so we're sharing it today as a BONUS EPISODE. We'd love to hear your thoughts: if you've been through something similar or have expertise in the space, please email us at [email protected] to let us know!

What are the root causes of your fears? This week we talk about the different types of fear, the origins of our deep-seated fears, and how we’ve been able to overcome debilitating fears as we’ve gotten older. Fear is powerful, instinctual, and, at times, all encompassing; and even still, knowledge is power. The more we know and understand our fears, the more we know and understand ourselves. Hope you enjoy this week’s episode! We’d love to hear your thoughts, shoot us message [email protected]. Join in on the conversation, follow us @twohornygoats on all platforms.

They say youth is fleeting and that is never more apparent then when it’s slipping through your fingers. But dare we say it’s kind of liberating?? In this week’s episode we talk about what it’s like to age past the cultural zeitgeist. We fully love and embrace the process of aging but it doesn’t come without moments of grief as we begin to lose things we were taking for granted. Take a listen and share your thoughts with us at [email protected].

We’re back, Goatees! Season 5 is launching April 15th (wohoo, Tax Day! We love!). For now, here’s a cute little teaser for you, hope you enjoy! Also, we’ll now be posting episodes (with video, gulp) to Youtube, so please head there and “Like” and “Subscribe”! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBkMJcgbCui_q7GmAGU300Q

It’s the Season 4 Finale of Two Horny Goats! In this sweet finale episode, Roxy and Priska share three lessons they’ve learned over the past year. (Warning: things get very sappy and existential, we're pretty much Two Crying Goats by the end of the episode). Share three lessons you’ve learned with us this year, you can email them to us at [email protected]. Thank you to our lovely Goatees for our best season yet. We love you and we’ll see you next year!

Both Roxy and Priska tend to approach finances with a generous dose of anxiety, shame, and doom. Over the past month, they’ve decided to dig into their fear of money by recording weekly voice journals, in which they reflect on why talking about money makes them squirm, what their current financial stressors are, and what influences solidified their understanding of money. We promise you won’t learn a thing about the fundamentals of finance, but you might walk away examining why you approach money the way you do. Have thoughts or questions for us? Email us at [email protected]