We read about a minute and a half of the book and then give up forever and just talk about other shit.

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We read Ernie's terrible horny poetry, and special guest Barry Neenan tells an embarrassing story about Loafers' apartment.

Includes 'Little Spoon' by Patricia Taxxon

Loafers, Jessie, Sam, and guest/Player 4 Andrew Davis return to the VR Chat to discuss how Benedict Cumberbatch moves words around on the screen in a cool and epic way. Also we read the book.

Trailer for a bonus episode about Doug Walker's epic sci-fi 'finale' for the Nostalgia Critic - one of the worst movies ever made. Available now on patreon.com/loafers

Loafers, Jessie, and Sam abseil into the gamer's paradise of the VR Chat, discover the strange world of NFT horse racing, and talk about THAT Lindsay Ellis video...

What big stars turned down the roles of Mario and Luigi? There was a draft of the screenplay by the guy who wrote Rain Man - what was that like? And why is the episode called that?

We discuss the Player One's freakishly long leg, and Jessie gives an interesting theory on what happens when you die.

In which we nominally discuss Heathers but actually discuss The Shining, Promising Young Woman, Sucker Punch... and also a little bit of Heathers.

Bestselling author JAMES WYLDER joins us as we discover the weirdly miserable dystopia of Ready Player One.

A trifecta of Funko-Pop-loathing nerds dunk on Ready Player One. Two of us are married Canadian lesbians (the third is none of those things).