Chaos FC do their thing and cause Arsenal to drop points!! Liverpool cruise past 10 man Toffees but what will come of the increasing number of red cards we're seeing this season? Also, United and City win to best prepare for the massive derby and Juve throw their hat in the Scudetto race with W at the San Siro!!

Arsenal finally end their 8 year winless streak v City with a monumental win! Brighton and Liverpool duke it out as I dive deeper into Klopp's Liverpool 2.0! Also, United get a much needed victory through McSauce and there's always a scandal in Italy!!!

It's the 2nd international break of the season and one thing is for sure, Bellingham is the best player in the world in 23/24 so far! Napoli are already a little ways off the Milan clubs and wounded from battle with Madrid! Newcastle spank Mbappe's PSG at St James' Park!!!

Easily the saltiest episode yet! Ls all around for the North West giants! City lose their winning streak! United are a complete shambles! The refs commit war crimes to screw over my beloved!!!

The Champions League is back!! Newcastle begin their first CL campaign in 20 years in San Siro! PSG's new front 3 could be the real deal! United's woes continue! Inter continue to bully their closest rivals!

Premier League title talk!! City can play poorly and still tear teams to shreds, that's a BAD sign for any team looking to prevent their 4th in a row! Liverpool on a roll as the midfield questions continue but the Mentality Monsters might just be back! Is there anything going right at Old Trafford??

A glorious trip to the peninsula to check out the best title race in the top 5 leagues! Milan completely dominate Roma with Leao continuing his meteoric rise to superstardom! Lazio and Napoli trade metaphorical fisticuffs but can Lazio sustain these performances to go for the Scudetto? Pogba caught juicing!! Plus Brighton smack the Magpies and Chaos FC does their thing...

It's prediction time featuring Sbu!! We discuss relegation candidates, European places and who will win the league! Spurs to finish 9th? Newcastle to finish 3rd? Arsenal to finish 1st???

Matchday 3 Premier League wrap up! City roll on while Arsenal and United continually shoot themselves in the foot! Honestly, does anyone know who the real Chelsea are? Liverpool see red again but Nunez saves the day!!!

Congratulations to World Champions Spain!!! Expect more chaos from Chelsea as they try to gel with Caicedo having an awful debut! Kane and Messi are having great impacts in their new surrounds! Mark my words, the next great Clasico rivalry is going to be Pedri v Bellingham and it's going to be epic!